You libs sure know how to be nasty. This poor guy was just your average Joe (no pun intended) when Obama came to HIS neighborhood, and he asked the president a question. He could be your neighbor, brother, friend. Not a professional politician, community organizer, or anything. Just an average guy. The liberal media, and you bloggers just blasted him. So much for the kind, compassionate left.
And the nasty talk continues. You guys are a sad example of a typical liberal.
I think someone told him that Congress was liked a blocked-up sewer, so he thought he was more than qualified. I can just hear the onslaught of roto-rooter jokes coming already.
"Republicans approached Wurzelbacher hoping to capitalize on his fundraising capabilities".
Not because Joe the pseudo-plumber has valuable experience, knowledge, or ideas; because the GOP is so desperate they can only hope to stay afloat by chasing after the dollars of the Obama haters. Hardly a strong campaign platform.
Just so I'm clear...Joe (who's real name is Samuel) the Plumber (who doesn't have a plumbing license) was courted, and is is being supported by Republicans who think he can raise lots of money for them. Apparently "Joe" still hasn't figured out when he's being used as a pawn.
You libs sure know how to be nasty. This poor guy was just your average Joe (no pun intended) when Obama came to HIS neighborhood, and he asked the president a question.
So we're your "typical liberals"? It wasn't his initial comments you dweeb. It was the 50 other following comments full of pure bullsh!t... playing the media for all they were worth and all for show with no truth behind him. It was vitriol played by the GOP on "poor Joe, the plumber" who just couldn't start his own business because of all of Obama's non-existent taxes and regulations.
Guess that make you a typical Republican... forgetting facts again.
employed him, Wurzelbacher later said that the idea of buying the company was discussed during his job interview six years prior. According to MSNBC and Fox News, court records show that Wurzelbacher made $40,000 in 2006. Dun & Bradstreet's report estimated that A. W. Newell Corporation, the full corporate name, had $510,000 in annual sales and eight employees.As part of the background on McCain's use of "Joe the Plumber," several media outlets researched his professional plumbing credentials. One Toledo Blade article stated, "Mr. Wurzelbacher said he works under Al Newell’s license, but according to Ohio building regulations, he must maintain his own license to do plumbing work. He is also not registered to operate as a plumber in Ohio, which means he’s not a plumber." "Mr. Joseph [business manager of the local union] said Mr. Wurzelbacher could only legally work in the townships, but not in any municipality in Lucas County or elsewhere in the country." Wurzelbacher has since stated that he is no longer employed at Newell.
ABC News reported on October 16, 2008, that there was a judgment lien against Wurzelbacher for non-payment of $1,182 in owed Ohio state income taxes dating to January 2007, but "no action has been taken against him outside of filing the lien." Barb Losie, deputy clerk of the Lucas County Court of Common Pleas, said that "there is a 99 percent chance [Wurzelbacher] doesn't know about the lien, unless he did a credit report or was ready to pay his taxes."While on Hannity & Colmes, Wurzelbacher stated that he was unaware of the tax lien prior to it being reported in the press, and thought he was being attacked because of his question to Obama
He was going to buy the company with what? a Company that had almost 13 times in sales as his income. 510K company with40K in income. Not even a licensed plumber. Just a plumbers helper. Behind on his taxes. Just a GOP Shill
You libs sure know how to be nasty. This poor guy was just your average Joe (no pun intended) when Obama came to HIS neighborhood, and he asked the president a question. He could be your neighbor, brother, friend."
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......How quickly we forget what really happened. Joe didn't ask a simple question, he said he was interested in buying his boss's plumbing business, but was worried what Obama's proposed tax increase on high income earners would do to him. Well, Joe never was in negotiations to buy the business, turns out his boss asked him if he would be interested in taking it over when his boss retired, and Joe said he might be. However, I find that hard to believe, for Joe couldn't even pay his back taxes (he had a lien against him by the state of Ohio), let alone buy a going business. NO, Joe could not be my neighbor (I'd move), or my brother (I's disown him), or my friend (I only like honest people). No, Joe was just an outright shill of the GOP to promote yet another false story (I'm sure Beck and Limbaugh were proud of him).
I think it's great. If a pizza man can run why can't a plumber?
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.........Maybe because the pizza man made himself into a successful millionaire and the plumber couldn't (or wouldn't) even pay his back taxes to the state of Ohio.
Hey Joe, good luck in your run for congress, you're gonna need it. If you get in, you might wanna plug all of those leaks, down in Washington D.C. I know there's gotta be a lot of them.
Joe represent the true American, a hard working class that know how to create Jobs, beleive in small government and individual responsibility. He has more experience has a leader in his own business that Obama when he was a community organizer. We need people like him to bring the voice of the people to Congress , not those corrupts professional politicians that spend more time going to fund raising for their next election, putting aside their obligation for which they have been elected.
If he was a Democrat who didn't pay taxes he would already have a home with the Obama Administration. Just like Tim Geithner. It seems like Tom Daschle had some trouble with his memory also,forgetting to pay taxes and all.
I love all the hate and vitriol coming from the left about this. You know..,the left...those same morons that think that idiot Al Franken's a great senator. Of course, maybe he is the best Minnesota can come up with. The gene pool is a little shallow up there. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I know this was mentioned in an earlier post but remember the hidious crime this man committed to earn the hatred of the left? He asked the president a question that that fool Obama didn't have a good answer for on his tele prompter. Remember how within a day or two the whole left leaning"press" was digging for any kind of dirt they could find or make up about him. If the press spent one tenth of the time being honest journalists Obama wouldn't have stood a chance in hell at being elected.
Joe represent the true American, a hard working class that know how to create Jobs, beleive in small government and individual responsibility. He has more experience has a leader in his own business that Obama when he was a community organizer. We need people like him to bring the voice of the people to Congress , not those corrupts professional politicians that spend more time going to fund raising for their next election, putting aside their obligation for which they have been elected.
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........Oskar, are you still living in that garbage can? Seen the Cookie Monster lately? What I just posted made as much sense as what you did above.
The Republicans rely on the rich and Corporations to pay them and then poor people like Joe to believe their BS to vote for them. Not all Republicans are bad either but it is getting harder everyday to find a good one.
Most of the responders proved my point...your nasty acidic comments about a normal guy are just reprehensible. You are right, he didn't have his plumbing license. He was an APPRENTICE, which is required before you can be a plummer in Ohio. He had dreams of owning his own business,which was a possibilty with his current employer. Yet you all crucify the guy because he asked a tough question of your dearly beloved Obama.
He was about as average a Joe as anyone, and you slaughtered him in the media and blogs. Of course you don't see it. You only had eyes for Obama....and look where that got you....in this mess we are in with our country.
Oh, by the way...you far right guys...did you notice? There's a black guy in the oval office!!! And he's not there serving food!!! Oh my god, we have to destroy the country if necessary to get him out of there! Who let him in there anyway? Quick, assemble the stupidest people we know to fix this mess!
LOL!!! GOP/TP = A joke that started out funny, then turned sad, then became dangerous and then became IRRELEVANT...
I find the comments on here surprising. It's no wonder politics are so messed up, all you people want in office are nice rich career politicians.
Seems to me the elected officals that have no idea what the average citizen needs are the ones that have never had to actually do any work as an average citizen.
Now when America has seen enough of the TeaBaggers and is counting the minutes until they are dumped into the garbage heap in the history books, this joker wants to run for congress.
What a dolt, would somebody tell him their time and his, has passed. It's OVER.
Actually with the current crop of fools running for president, maybe they could get him to run for that office. He would fit perfectly in with them, maybe even winning their nomination.
I can see it now,
JOE / PALIN
JOE / BACHMANN
JOE / ANN COULTER
JOE / PERRY ( no, not that Joe Perry )
or how about JOE & JEB BUSH.
Geez, the possibilities are endless when you scrap the sewers.
Just an observation...but...it is again so, so obvious on this vine as well as on many, many others: "The right" has NO SENSE OF HUMOR! Zero! None! Zilch!
Republicans think that "irony" is something that you do to your laundry!
stopthespending-2291099 if you think Joe is a normal guy .... I would really like to see (threw your eyes) what a low life would look like ... WOW ... scary!!!!
Yeah it is ironic that you missed my sarcasm. You must have thought I was serious. Here's a hint: I was making fun of you guys. Not my fault you can't take a joke.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry Joe125...I missed your "joke". "Sarcasm", is that what that was? You were making fun of the the people making fun of Joe? Oh, that's good, really good...I see...yep...don't know how I missed that one...oh, that sure is funny...can't wait to tell that one tomorrow! A real knee-slapper you got there!
Joe THE LIAR! The main credential needed to run as a Republican!
Yep, he already has the qualifications to be a congressman. Went right up to a presidential candidate and lied about his name, income, and his job. That's what we need more of in congress. Liars.
"He asked the president a question that that fool Obama didn't have a good answer for on his tele prompter."
Did you watch the video of the exchange? Then Senator Obama spent well over five mins answering his question. He was clear in what his plans were in terms of tax policy. (Also, you need to keep in mind that it's the responsibility of Congress to pass the legislation.)
"Remember how within a day or two the whole left leaning"press" was digging for any kind of dirt they could find or make up about him. If the press spent one tenth of the time being honest journalists Obama wouldn't have stood a chance in hell at being elected"
I believe it was John McCain who gave Joe the Plumber a greater spotlight by using him during the debate. That lead to the increased media speculation of "Joe the Plumber."
All of this nonsense about how the right is the worst ever, and the left is the worst ever, is pathetic. Each one of you individuals squabbling for a way to base your opinions and expectations of a candidate. How about remaining on topic and discussing what he actually has to OFFER as opposed to what's so negative about him for a change? Or is that just too damned hard for you simple-minded, ignorant fools?
The way I see it, it's about time someone stepped up from an "average" standpoint and attempted to make a run into politics. About the only downfall I see, is that the rest of the trash we have in Congress (reps and dems alike), are going to ruin this guy's ability to be "average". Perhaps more "common people" will start attempting to fit in those doors and weed out the rich, up-tight, garbage that's in there now. After all, there are far more "common people" than there are stuck-up bigots in the USA. And if anyone needs to be speaking their mind right now, it should be the majority, not the minority.
Why of course this guy would run for Congress! The national field of Presidential candidates is filled with Morons, so, why not one more to run for Congress....Moron.
I have a perfect place for "Joe the Plumber" to carry his toilet plunger.........
Go ahead "Joe," if you don't make a perfect ass of yourself the press easily will!
Oh no his real name isn't Joe and he owed back taxes. Lets round up a lynch mob and get him.
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.....You've missed the essence of the criticism against him. Yes, points about his real name (Sam) and his tax problems were brought up, but only to show that this guy is not what he presented himself to be, he had no serious intention of buying his boss's business, he couldn't possibly afford it. He blatantly misrepresented the situation to give fodder to McCain and Palin in their campaign. Joe is nothing more than a phony, fraud, and liar, and THAT is why people are slamming him.
This is just one more welfare scam for old Sam Wurzelbacher. He'll collect campaign contributions from fools around the country and try to pocket the change. Just watch.
1) "Republicans approached Wurzelbacher hoping to capitalize on his fundraising capabilities."
2) " The filing means a campaign committee can raise and spend funds on Wurzelbacher's behalf."
Notwithstanding the fact that Mr. Wurzelbacher has the political acumen of a bucket of clams, when you couple these points to the obvious attempts by the current Republican state legislature in this state to gerrymander the redrawing of electoral districts, you see yet another blatant example of Republican politicking in the Lee Atwater mode; dirty tricks at their best.
As if his connection to McCain/Palin wasn't enough to disqualify him, he's wearing an Ohio State Sweatshirt, too!!! That alone would be enough to not elect him. Go Michigan!!! Maize & Blue!!!
So if I said that a vote for Obama was a wasted vote because, I think he is a joke, he is a Democrat and he is an established name. ( lifer in politics )
You would call me every name in the political handbook. Because you disagree with the guy ( aka a different party ) doesnt mean it is a wasted vote. If you are going to slam the guy, slam him for not being experienced enough. ( Much like President Obama )
@Jeremy-960164: He's a joke because he allowed himself to be used by McCain/Palin. Whether he's Republican, Democrat or other party is not the issue. He's seen what Palin has done for her checking account and wants in. If he was a serious candidate, he would have been involved in local office/politics before pursuing federal level. He's neither trained nor educated in the running of goverment enough to be of any help to his state. He's looking for another 15 minutes of fame, and like the last time, he'll be shorted that time allotment.
And President Obama had state experience before pursuing federal level. And really, are you going compare the President with Joe the Plumber?
One Toledo Blade article stated, "Mr. Wurzelbacher said he works under Al Newell’s license, but according to Ohio building regulations, he must maintain his own license to do plumbing work. He is also not registered to operate as a plumber in Ohio, which means he’s not a plumber." That would make him a "plumbers helper"
ABC News reported on October 16, 2008, that there was a judgment lien against Wurzelbacher for non-payment of $1,182 in owed Ohio state income taxes dating to January 2007
From his own book "Wurzelbacher criticizes John McCain and states that he did not want him as the Republican presidential nominee"
President Obama went to the best legal college in the world, and was made editor of the Law Review. He is a constutional scholar and probably knows more about the constitution than most Presidents who have served in the last century.
Joe the Plumber is a guy who lied and claimed to be a plumber, yet who never actually passed the Plumbing review, or obtained a legal license to work as a plumber offically. He also seems to be a bit of a tax cheat. Would you let such a guy run your sewer line? I doubt it.
So you think that the guy who we know lied and couldn't pass the Plumber's exam might be more trustworthy than someone who excelled at the best college in America?
No wonder your party keeps electing imbeciles who can only oppose progress. Voters like you are what is causing America's economic woes.
Want to make America a better place? Quit electing bozos and liars!
hes a joke because he pretended to be a man with a small business .. when he was asked about his business he lied about haveing one .. then he said he would have one but he doesnt have all his certifications ..then it was found out he was a tax cheat .. joe the joke is a typical tea bagger all talk no facts ... if a lier and a cheat is all the repubs can come up with ..we are all in trouble
If you remeber, Joe the plumber, who really wasn't, also owed back income taxes, He has figured out the best way to make big money is to try to get into the boy's club in DC. This will be fun, another Christine O'Donnell.
Very few peopole know his real name, and best he keep it that way. After all, he is not even qualified to unstop a toilet-- unless it is his own, and I don't think one-holers need to be unstopped.
He drew cheers at a Tea Party rally last year in Cincinnati when he told the crowd not to let "a bunch of liberal pansies" take away their rights.
Instead, he said, be a bunch of ignorant, dumb and arrogant people that can't even spell my name correctly.
This moron is playing the wolf in a sheep's clothing for the right conservatives, pretending to be just a poor, regular fellow. what a puppet! Ignorant yahoo, being paid for the Republicans to be a another white trash flapping his gums against the President....
Too Funny, I feel your pain, I'm from Wisconsin. Announced on the Ed Show tonight, the recall of slimey Gov. Walker, begins Nov. 15Th. On, Wisconsin, and Ohio, good luck on your referendum. The people are waking up.
He was attacked by people just like you for asking a question!
They looked into his private life, dragged out "friends" from grade school for god sake!
They looked into his bank records, his exes, his children, his job,
Lets look into your life Cathy,
Lets follow around your kids,
Ask questions around your job about you.
Look up that girls gone wild video you did on spring break
Question your eldest daughters boyfriend about what she is like in the sack!
Tell your youngest son that his Mom is a whore!
Tell you you should come to new york and get raped by some big black brothers!
All these things and more were said by Obama supporters during the election about the Republicans!
If anyone is a joke it is you and your ilk that believe in Obama and his promise of change when all we actually got was a retread of the clinton years without the oral sex!
mark::: The same can be said about you except for the change in the reference to sex. That is the NASTIEST thing that anyone could think up-- of course, you are a republithug. You don't have anything that could be classified as a brain-- so that makes you a doll, which is an empty-headed plaything.
Now go play with your whores, which is your mental capacity.
If Cathy in Vegas was running for office I'm sure the fine folks on the far right of the far right would ask those questions and make those statements and a good chance they would get worse as she is both female and intelligent.
However, I am yet to see her declare her run for office.
Now we know what type of a creep the above character named mark is. He insults women-- and delights in it. He is crude, insolent, obnoxious, and threatens to punch a little old lady in white tennis shoes.
I'd ask for any verification that those things were said by anyone but I'm sure you have none. That said, I repeat, Susie is not running for public office.
What you say regarding what was said and by whom is relevant only to someone running for public office. To subject a private person to the measures you list is stalking. Rather creepy.
People who put themselves in the spotlight will always have flaws exposed. It's part of the process. Some people, on both sides, say some unfortunate things but in the long run even how one responds to those unfortunate things show the character of the person being asked.
I spent a great deal of time comparing the candidates in the election of 2008 and voted for the one I thought was best. You have assumed who I voted for, so deep down inside you feel the same way, you just won't admit it.
vwterry & Susie -- Thank you for your support from Mark and his less than mature comments. It's quite sad that he feels the need to lash out and put down anyone who does not think like him. Whatever his troubles are, one has to pity him for having such a negative view of everyone who is not far right.
Anyone running for public office -- local or national -- must be aware they are subject to intense review of their life, and can be become the subject of rants against them by the opposite party. If you don't have a thick skin, or don't want to subject your family to microscopic review, then don't run for office.
No, I think Joe is a perfect representative of what the Republicans think is quality congressional material. I don't see anyone having an issue with him as a republican candidate.
You won't need any from the left -- moderate GOP will find a more suitable candidate than this buffoon. But, since it's a heavily democratic area, the current congresswoman will be a sure bet -- and the better choice. Joe the Plumber needs to go back to his original trade. He'll never get rich like Palin did (and thank heavens her 15 minutes are almost up), and that's the only reason he's really running.
Gee -- is the left comparing him to Hitler? Are they calling him names like socialist or communist? Are they saying he' s a Muslim? Are they saying he's hates American or "he's not one of us'??? Are they questioning where he was born??
Don't expect anything else for this ignorant, illiterate moron that will just bring the same old BS to congress...How can a moron like this be any different? What kind of education this a** has?
Pick Carrot Head, at least he has a sense of humor...You Republicans go to the EXTREME to pick ignorant, stupid and DUMB people to serve this country...
As an American I get embarrassed when morons like this think they have the brains to run for public office, just because he said something to a presidential candidate...
But then the riligious right dumb@ss don't think for themselves...
I am getting quite fed up with the career politicians. I do not believe that is how our founders wanted our political system being ran.
Fact is he will not win the nomination. He will not win because he is just like most of this country, and everyday Joe. It is kind of funny though. that the people who say they are " for the average person " on these blogs, aka the dems, are the 1st to throw out the vile name calling.
From one person calling him a wasted vote ( here is a note, There is no such thing as a wasted vote ) to TorpedoYou who hopefully gets the ban stick for CoC violations.
This guy lied all the way to his fifteen minutes of fame, he is not a plumber nor is he suitable material to represent anybody, not because he is a common man, but because he is an intellectual vacuum.
He coudn't get a job anywhere else so he is running for office. The Repugnicans don't cease to amaze the country in their desperate efforts to find somebody who can have one inch of intellectual skill above Sarah Palin.
In this case, they have failed miserably, Sarah and Joe belong in the same room. The rest room.
One that he wasn't even certified to do Tammy. He isn't qualified to run for federal office no matter how you spin it. But go ahead GOP add him to your ballot and see what happens. Democrats and independents are laughing more and more at you buffons every day.
Mark, and Tammy, It's folks like you that really disturb me, because of being so gullible, and apparently easily influenced. You've made it obvious that you're both clueless from the uneducated remarks. Anyone who believes that old Joe is an intellectual, or an honest human being has a screw loose. Sorry, but you both need to re-examine your thought processes, because it's apparent you, like Joe are very ignorant, and that's just sad.
mark::: You said you weren't talking to me? Things you post in here are not private-- NOT like the insolent message that you had delivered to me. What's the matter-- you don't want people to know what kind of a creep you are?
And the women in my family wouldn't even bother with the likes of you-- insolent, obnoxious freak of a sub-human.
Uh oh, Susie...it appears you have made it mad. Don't worry...they are pretty strict at the asylum, so Mark won't be able to get out and ACTUALLY hit you, as he would like to...he'll just have to continue to do it virtually.
If the "crown Jewel" of jackasses (Michelle Bachmann) could be voted into congress then I suppose this schmoe could get in too. Let's just hope the people in Ohio aren't as stupid as the ones in Minnesota.
Well some dumba$$ put that Post Turtle obama up there. Lets not forget the loony toon Alan Grayson. Then there is sexual identity challenged Debra Wasserman-Schultz.
She is also the ignoramus who did not know that the "Shot heard 'round the world" was fired in Boston, at the Boston Massacre.
That shot was in fact been fired in Lexington , not Boston , at the battles of Lexington and Concord not at the battle of Bunker Hill (which was not even at Bunker Hill either but that is another story) . I would not call you an ignoramus for not having known that but , it is not like you would need to open a book to find that out (although it may not hurt):
It doesnt sound like YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK,this guy is a clown! plain and simple,but please by all means give him your votes so the democrat has a landslide victory.This guy never had a plumbers license,brains and best of all no chance of getting in the house!
I found the whole "Joe the Plumber" saga interesting.
First off, his status was raised by John McCain during a Presidential debate. They I saw these commercials attacking then Senator Obama for not listening to, and blowing off said "Joe the Plumber". I just re-watched the video. He spent over 5 mins explaining his tax plan to "Joe the Plumber." I don't call that ignoring someone.
Also, if you are making $250,000 net profit in a plumbing business, you are doing pretty well. You have to keep in mind that all business expenses are deducted from the gross income, in order to reach the amount subject to tax. It was unclear if "Joe the Plumber" was talking about total sales, or profit. If he was talking about $250,000 in sales, his net income would be well below that due to all his expenses.
MadTown::: He didn't have a plumber's license, he did not have a business, he lied about the money-- an amount he dreamed he had made-- and on top of that he was a tax cheat. Fine person to run as a republithug.
I wonder what else he lied about. Has anyone checked his birth certificate? His grade school grades? His high school grades?
I evaluated what he said to then Senator Obama. I try my best to argue without using anything that can be interpreted as a "personal attack." That way, those who disagree with me cannot say I'm using personal attacks.
he can run he is legally able to run. The man was a failure as a plumber, not a very good author, and a total loser as a journalist, so why the hell not. He fits in very nicely with all the other oddballs on that side of the aisle
Wanna-be named Joe, wanna-be plumber, wanna-be plumbing business owner, wanna-be author, and now wanna-be congressman. Failed at the first four. Joe the Plumber = Epic Fail
The Ohio Republicans have gerrymandered two sitting Democrats into the same Congressional District so it is yet to be determined who will face the "plumber".
You mean like Al Franken, Jesse Ventura, Harry Reid, OBAMA, The Wicked Witch of the Left - Nancy Pelosi, Your Science Expert Big AL + many, many more....
We're still laughing and you just keep feeding the joke makers with your "Leaders" LOL!!!
Jesse was a Liberal in a "Reformist" clothing... You know like a RINO?
Can you people see anthing except "Labels"... I know it's hard to think on you own as liberals but at least can you try to think outside of the box for once?
Goes to show that any airhead that gets 15 minutes of fame, automatically "thinks" they have the brains to run for office. And any airhead like Sarah Palin, that "was" in office, gets to be famous for being an airhead. Don't you love it America?
Tammy at least his cranium is filled with much much much more than yours! It must be difficult in life if all that's in yours are two neurons connected by a spirochete!
I never understood the backlash on the President for using a teleprompter. EVERY politician uses a teleprompter!! (except Palin. She just writes things on her hand)
He was proven to be a liar within days of his comments to Obama in 2008.
Does he expect voters to not remember he lied about everything from his name (its' NOT Joe), to his occupation (He was not a plumber), to his tax bracket (He never earned a hundred thou or more a year)?
I can not believe that Ohio voters are so gullible!
Tammy........ Give us an example, and while you're at it name one good thing the repubs have done for poor people or one example of creating a job for somebody.
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Drugs = The plague of the poor and the joy of the wealthy Democrats. While ghetto dwellers kill each other over drugs and drug money, Hollywood elites and everyday Democrats consume drugs by the ton.
Equality = Equal number of all races regardless of demographic population. Sameness. Sameness of income regardless of position in a company; Sameness of neighborhoods, each with the right proportional balance of race, gender and sexual preference groups; Sameness of value, each person no better or worse than any other, each equally precious; Sameness of wealth, everyone well off but no one richer than anyone else; Sameness of politics, everyone a Politically Corrected Third Way Multi-Plural Sociologist Liberal, every other point of view a crime. Sameness as defined by the Left is the model for a perfect Global Liberal Utopian Citizen, proud of the fact that he's no better than anyone else.
Extremists = Conservatives that believe in the Constitution. Anyone who disagrees with the Democrats in any way. The Democratic cause (International Parliamentary Sociologist Redistributionism) is such a perfect, noble, almost holy goal that anyone who opposes it in any way is certainly a monster. These monsters include: Gun owners and gun advocates; Fat Cat rich people; International Businessfolk; the Military; White Protestant Christians; Anti-Abortionists; Heterosexual Activists; the Boy Scouts; International Corporations; Republicans and Conservatives; the Business Community; Morality-based ethics; Achievement-based Elitism; Selfishness, Greed, and a whole host of erroneous notions based on the success of the individual instead of the success of the Sociologist Government. Those who oppose Liberalism are evil, they must be destroyed.
Fairness = The underlying goal of Activist Government. The deliberate pursuit of Government defined, Government mandated, and Government enforced Sameness (Equality). Because the Constitution insists that people are created equal, it becomes the duty of the Sociologist Activist Government to make certain that their lives are equal, that they achieve equally.
Fat Cats = That small five percent of evil White Men who own everything and keep everyone else poor.
Fetus = Baby you intend to kill
Free Speech = Anything spoken by liberals only. The Constitutionally guaranteed shield from behind which Liberals may strike out with the swords of misinformation, lies, and hate.
Government Funds = Monies that magically appear out of nowhere
Greed = The drive of business people that work hard and get ahead in life
Guns = The most Politically Incorrect devices in the whole world. They have a mind and an evil spirit of their own. Guns kill people, all by themselves. People, unless they're white men (who are born killers), are seduced by the deadly siren song of guns, lulled into murder by an insidious power greater than their own. The presence of a handgun in any situation actually causes someone to commit a crime (or a fatal accident).
Hate = The single core psychological element present in the heart of every single person who is not a Liberal. Anyone who disagrees with the International Fascist Feminist Liberal Parliamentary model of Global Geopolitics is a hate monger. Racism, Sexism, Conservatism, White Supremism, Homophobia, 2nd Amendment support, Capitalism, the Stock Market, Banking, Fat Cats, Corporate Pinheads, Bigotry, Republicans, Heterosexuality, Christianity, White Privilege, Rednecks, Euro-centrism, Racial and Domestic Slavery, Wage Inequity, Exploitation of the Poor, the War on Drugs, English-Only initiatives, Multi-National Businesses, Starvation and Poverty and Debt etc., they're all branches of the same singular tree called Hate.
Hate Speech = Anything negative said to or about a liberal
Heart = An organ only possessed by Liberals. That single element of love held in common by each and every human being (except Conservatives, Republicans, and Capitalists) from which flows sympathy, empathy, care and concern for the Poor, the downtrodden, the children, indigenous peoples, animals, the Earth itself. Homophobia = Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to convince the American Public that homosexuality is really cool.
Homosexuals = Those eerie, mysterious, yet blessed souls among us who were born with the wonderful urge to have sex with people of their own gender. Consecrated by Nature, these sweet hearted mutations show us the way to a true open minded tolerance for those who are "different" (yet not really different at all).
Inclusion = The manner in which the support and loyalty of minority Identity Groups is guaranteed
Injustice = Any person that has less than another, or when one person has more than another, Injustice prevails. i.e. Share the Wealth
Intellectual Diversity = This is a word used by liberals but no such concept anywhere in the Liberal Lexicon
Karl Marx = The father of the Struggle. Marx is the hero of Democrats everywhere. He showed us the evils of Wealth and Profit. His hatred of the business community is the model for all the hate that's accrued in the Liberal heart down through the decades. Once Liberals discovered that Socialist Hate would be tolerated (even encouraged) by college teachers, the Washington Post, Boston Globe, Los Angeles Times, CNN, MSNBC in fact almost the entire spectrum of TV's news and political departments, Hollywood stars, and millions of envious, victimized Leftists on the street, the malignant contempt inherent in Marxism rose like a mist into the American Democratic soul where it festered into the omni-directional fire hose of rage against anyone and anything normal and wholesome that we see today.
Looking like America = Cosmetic Diversity. The essential Liberal assertion that your political power and interests reside in the color of your skin and the configuration of your genitals. By this formula, the Democrats need only surround themselves with Women and Minorities to claim that Liberalism "Includes" all their different, diverse voices and needs. In this way, the Democrats "Look Like America" in stark contrast to the Evil Right Wingers who look like rich old white Fat Cats.
Mean-Spiritedness = Anyone who says anything negative about the goals of Liberalism is mean-spirited.
Mentor = A seasoned, benign socialist who is willing to help a young, underprivileged victim of Capitalism learn the ropes and tricks involved with getting his own slice of someone else's hard-earned pie.
Moral Relativism = Situational Ethics. The essential equity between opposing moral and legal paradigms. Ethics are just an opinion, no one person can tell any other what's right or wrong. Any sense of propriety and honor can be politically adjusted to fit handily into any current circumstance. If a Republican president lies to the nation, he's a disgrace. When a Democratic president does the same thing, he's defending the Constitution. If a Conservative cheats on his taxes, he's a social criminal because his victims need that money and he won't give it to them. When a Democrat cheats on his taxes, it's because he's been systematically denied any other opportunities to make more money (besides, millionaires cheat like crazy, so why not go bust them instead?
Minority = Anyone not White
MultiCulturalism = The single greatest political idea in all human history.
MultiCulturalism is the remarkable combination of Marxist Socialism, American Leftist World-Saving Activism, 1960′s Hippy Libertinism, the envious Victimology of Women-and-Minorities, the Redistributionist demands of the Poor, the Biology as Destiny argument of the blacks and homosexuals, all linked by the "Government as Social Engineer and Parent" vision of the Liberal Sociologists; It's Fascism, Orwellian history revision, Managed Capitalism, and the Good Hate of the Blame-America-First Progressives all rolled into one magnificent cause: A Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Parliament governed by an Enlightened, Proportionally Appointed body which referees the petitions of each special political interest group according to the immutable laws of Social Justice, dispensing Politically Correct funds and creating an ever-better world in the process.
Nazis = Conservatives. Republicans. Tea Partiers. Anyone who is not a Progressive Liberal.
New Democrat = The physical and semantic veneer applied to an old-time sociologist Liberal attitude which sufficiently disguises traditional Leftist Redistributionism as a market-friendly, Third Way moderate social philosophy which wants to use the means of successful Capitalism to accomplish the ends of Benign Utopian Socialism. A New Democrat encourages Market success so it might be regulated into traditional redistributionist social programs to help the very victims that the old-fashioned Democrats created. A New Democrat is an old Socialist with a new look and the same old goals: Che Guevara with a shave and a credit card, Jane Fonda waving an American flag, Karl Marx with a stock portfolio.
Oppressors = White men. Rich white men, poor white men. Educated white men, ignorant white men. White men with guns. Christian white men, conservative white men, white men with short hair. Straight white men with jobs and families. All white men, past present and future. Every white man is a racist, sexist, homo-hating, arrogant white patriarchal supremacist who has raped every woman, enslaved and then lynched every black man, killed every Indian, and humiliated every homosexual all down through history, from ancient Europe until now in America. White men are guilty of every crime ever committed, if not directly, then by causing their victims to commit them in frustration. No white man has ever done anything good, and never will. He bears the guilt of his heritage. If not for white men, war itself would not exist. The world would be a global commune of universal equality. Food would grow freely everywhere, it would be summer everywhere, and everyone would be healthy and happy, tan and rich, though money would be gone. White men keep Utopia from happening. The only white men of any dubious value are Liberal white men who are graduates of the Hillary Bobbit Academy of Liberal Masculine Dignity, wherein guilty white men emasculate themselves on behalf of their countless victim-groups whose special interests the Liberal Activist government should place over their own.
Poverty = Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently redistribute the Wealth
Power = Like air, and Wealth, Political Power is a natural resource that springs from Nature itself. Power is a birthright, and everyone is entitled to the same amount, no more. It can only be accumulated by depriving other people of their fair share. (If Whitey has too much, it's because Blacks have too little, etc.) Lack of Power causes all the problems that plague the People. For the International Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopia to flourish, Power must be redistributed from the Oppressors to the People. When the Victims are empowered, Injustice will finally be conquered. It's incumbent upon the Politically Correct Liberal Government to disenfranchise the Fat Cats on behalf of the People.
Profits = One of the most vile concepts ever invented by Man, Profits are no more than immoral booty, stolen from the workers by the Corporate Pirates
Racism = Republican-engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently socialize the American economy
Redistribution = The transfer of funds from the wealthy achiever-class to their poor victim-class.
Redistribution of Wealth = Marxism/Socialism
Reparations = That sum of money "legally" due to today's blacks for the crimes committed upon their ancestors all down through history.
Reproductive Rights = Abortion
Revenues in the Tax Code = Raise Taxes
Rights = Powers, Privileges, Freedoms and handouts that issue forth from the Government and flow down to the People. Despite the Constitutional claim that rights come from God and are merely guaranteed by the Government, Liberals view the Government as the eternal wellspring of every type and sort of new right that they can imagine. These new, fictitious rights include: Free decent housing; free food, clothing, education; free health services, good paying employment, economic security, and a classless society wherein all traditional oppressors are gone and their traditional victims are elevated to the noble status they've been denied all along. Federalizing the assets of the Fat Cats is the only way to accomplish these wonderful goals. Saving in the Tax Code = Raise taxes
Separation of Church and State = The anecdotal principle that religious ideals must not be legislated into public policy.
Sexism = The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently Feminize American society to the point where Women run the country by sheer dint of their statistical numerical majority.
Shame = Guilt.
Shared Sacrifice = Tax the rich.* (Rich = anyone with a job.)
Simple Majority = Reconciliation, a sneaky trick to circumvent the rules of the Senate
Social Engineering = The finest pursuit of Government, the creation of society. People, left to their own devices, make wrong choices and inevitably become evil.
Social Justice = That wonderful principle which defines society as a paint-by-the-numbers pastiche of equally entitled victim-groups who should be deliberately included in the outer, larger society according to their guilt-driven social demographic percentages, not by personal achievement.
Special Interests = The evil Big Money concerns that fund the Conservative and Republican hate-agenda. Oil, Guns, Alcohol, Tobacco, Wall Street, the Pharmaceutical Companies, etc.
Tea Baggers = Average Americans made up of taxpayers comprised mostly of parents, the elderly, retired, and prior military.
The Legacy of Slavery = The constantly hostile social (and economic) environment in which black folks have found themselves ever since Slavery was dissolved. This evil, white racist social infrastructure is the sole explanation for "Black Failure in America."
The Poor = Those noble, hard-working people all over the world who live in destitute circumstances because the greedy Wall Street Fat Cats have too much money and just won't give it to those who need it more than they do. Burdened by unfair demands on their meager resources, the Poor can't get out of the trap laid for them by the evil Corporate Capitalists. While the Fat Cats eat thousand dollar dinners, the children of the poor die of starvation. While the children of Wealth summer in the Caribbean, the elderly parents of the poor die of unattended diseases. Even though Housing, Food, Clothing, Education, Employment and Economic Success should be Constitutionally guaranteed rights, the Poor are still forced to pay for these things. That's why they can't get ahead in life, they don't get enough free stuff. When Liberals rule the world, the Poor will live like kings on the resources of their exploiters.
The Rich = That greedy minority of Capitalist Americans who have risen to the top of the economic pyramid by forcing the noble majority into endless poverty and victimization. The Rich are mean spirited, evil enemies of the Third Way Shared-Resources ethic, stingily hoarding The Wealth so desperately necessary to the well-being of The People. The Rich take food from the mouths of poor children and force the elderly to live like animals. How dare they accumulate money while The People starve? How dare they bequeath their ill-gotten booty to their decadent, undeserving offspring while the sons and daughters of their victims die in service to the immoral system that abuses them? The Rich are a curse on an otherwise Utopian planet. One day, The People will rise up and destroy them all.
The Struggle = That eternal Liberal effort to overthrow the corrupt traditional American culture on behalf of all the wonderful (yet sadly wretched) constituents of the Left. The endless battle between the noble forces of Universal Political Correctness and normal evil American society. Anarchy versus Law. Good Hate versus Bad Hate. Up with the poor, down with the Rich; up with Homosexuals and down with heterosexuals; up with Women and Minorities, down with White Men. Up with Redistribution, down with Free Enterprise. The People, United, will never be defeated.
The Wealth = Cultural Profit. That enormous body of money, generated by all human activity, to which the People (and not the Fat Cats) have an essential claim. However, this body of wealth has been hijacked by rich people; and so it becomes a basic function of the Third Way Liberal Sociologist Government to confiscate the Wealth from the Fat Cats and give it to the People who actually worked for it. Wealth is not private property, earned by individuals. It's public property, to be distributed evenly according to the rules of Victimology.
The World = The sum total of all the People on Planet Earth, in whose name and on whose behalf the Liberal Activists pursue the destruction of Capitalism. Phrases like "Every other civilized country in The World provides ….." and "The Poor People of The World are sick and tired of …." and "Every humane country in The World supports …." and "The World needs more ….," are injected into every discussion designed to show just how evil and insensitive America truly is. Our horrible nation is surrounded by a "World" that knows better than we do about absolutely everything held dear in the Liberal Heart. America is always wrong, The World is always right.
Truth = Those obvious, self-evident principles known to all Liberals which form the basis of their political views. Above debate, these truths serve as an ever present body of dogma for the secular political religion which is Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopianism.
Tyranny = That imaginary power of the majority to coerce the noble minorities into UniCultural submission to Conservative Nazi-ism. In the mind of a Liberal, "The Tyranny of the Majority" is the very thing that the Constitution was created to prevent. As long as the majority is comprised of White Oppressors, then the majority is tyrannical. An enlightened Liberal majority cannot be a tyranny because the Liberal majority is made up of minorities. The Minorities are wise and good, the White Male Supremacists are evil, so the Tyranny of the Majority refers exclusively to the rule of the white supremacist patriarchic cultural paradigm over the noble Sociological Union of its Victims. Majority Rule = Bad. Minority Rule = Good.
Understanding = Sympathy and empathy directed toward those of us who simply can't be what the evil White Overlord society demands that we be. Criminals like drug user-dealers, thieves, husband-killers, female statutory rapists, gay pedophiles and other serial offenders must be viewed as victims of oppressive forces beyond their control. People can be driven mad by restrictive social expectations, committing crimes out of sheer agitated frustration. The poor man is driven to steal bread, the ghetto teen is forced to sell drugs to make the money he needs for snazzy tennis shoes, the gay pedophiles are driven to travel the world in search of sexually compliant child prostitutes because our rape laws are insensitive to their exotic needs. People commit crimes because our laws do not honor who they are and society does not share its wealth with people it does not honor. Crime is their only recourse, and is therefore no crime at all. The true crime is the legal code of an oppressive Heterosexual White Christian Supremacist culture which criminalizes anything it doesn't understand. Free Mumia!!
Utopia = That wonderful vision of the future world where everyone has a perfectly wonderful life; where everyone has a global entitlement/right to free food, housing, clothing, education, employment; a right to freedom from fear, economic inequality, and from domination by Capitalist Fat Cats. Free everything: Free medical care, free love and sex of every sort, free money. The weather will be wonderful everywhere. Everyone will live the same government-designed, government-guaranteed, government-fulfilled dream: Third Way International Politically Corrected Sociologist Parliamentary Redistributionist Libertine Utopianism.
The primary obstacles to this finest of all human dreams are: Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists, and Caucasians.
Values = Liberal Sociologist goals and concerns. Redistributing more money to the Poor; Demanding that Women and Minorities be given high-powered corporate jobs because of the color of their skin and the configuration of their genitals; Making sure that everyone welcomes openly predatory Homosexuality into public life; Providing more contraceptive Abortions to protect the health and convenience of unwed mothers; Spending more on Gun Control and public school dispensed condoms; Praising and empowering single parent and gay households; Pursuing more hate-crime (thought-crime) legislation. These are true values.
Conservative values, like two-parent heterosexual families, monogamy, faith based ethics, personal responsibility, moral consistency, humility and self-control, drive and self-reliance, aren't really Values at all. They're Bigotry, exclusion, Racism and Sexism, Homophobia, White Supremacist propaganda, Eurocentric arrogance; Basically they're just plain Evil. They're the code of the Oppressors, profoundly insulting to the majority of people.
Victim = Any poor female or non-white soul who would have a wonderful and fulfilling life if not for the evil machinations of the Right Wingers.
Victimology = The Left's Zero-Sum accusation-game which accounts for the failures of the noble lower class by blaming the success of the criminal upper class. For centuries, The Rich have been accumulating their wealth by actively depriving the poor of the opportunities so necessary for economic achievements of their own. Since one cannot achieve wealth except through the poverty of someone else, those wealthy among us are the true cultural criminals. The lower classes may commit Crimes, but it's only due to the madness which comes from the constant poverty, humiliation, and deprivation to which they have been subjected for thousands of years. From tooth decay and obesity to getting stuck in the snow, there is no misfortune in the life of a Liberal that can't be blamed on The Rich, or the Republicans (who are the pawns of The Rich). From petty theft to rape, armed robbery, drug addiction and murder, the Liberal constituent is never to blame. It's always America's fault, because America (through its hell spawn Capitalism) is evil at its core. It's America that's guilty. When the Democrats finally destroy America and Free Enterprise, all today's victims will be made completely whole by International Third Way Redistributive Utopianism.
Welfare = The finest and most successful constituent-breeding social program of all time. The number of poor people stuck at the bottom of society's ladder has more than doubled in a mere forty years, and they all vote Democratic to keep the cash rolling in. Under the rubric of Compassion, the Democrats give them just enough money and services to keep them dependent on the program but not enough to get out of its comfortable clutches.
White Men = Devils in human guise.
White Supremacy = America's singular underlying Injustice. White European Men have dominated North American culture far too long. They have only their own best interests at heart: they suppress, dominate, lynch, molest, kill and enslave everyone in their sight, and it's time they were stopped.
Women-and-Minorities = A composite word designed to describe the Siamese Twins of the Left. Eternally joined at the hip, the pathetic travails of both Women and Minorities comprise the essential core legendry of Victimology. For all of human history, Women and Minorities have been treated unfairly, abused by the powerful cultural overlords who exploit and limit them with real and domestic slavery. Women and Minorities are the oppressed majority, dominated by the brutal white male minority who have literally owned them for millions of years. Whippings, foot-binding, lynching, clitorectomy, chains, veils, church bombings, harems, the buying and selling of husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, is the never-ending litany of cruelties heaped on (who else?…) Women and Minorities. This is the stuff of joy for the Victimological Sociologists on the Left who want to disenfranchise the evil Corporate Fat Cats who still own everybody and everything. Inextricably linked, the political strands of Women and Minorities and Democrats are braided into a single strong cord that stretches into the dim mists of the future, where Women and Minorities rule the world.
Zero Sum Game =The remarkable idea that people can steal Wealth from each other just by succeeding at life. Since Wealth belongs to everyone equally, no one can accumulate more than his fair share without depriving someone else of their own portion. The hollow-eyed poor are dying in the streets because the Fat Cats have billions of dollars that should be given back to the Victims of the legalized thievery known as Capitalism. People should not be allowed to have more money than their neighbors until the whole World has enough free food, free shelter, free medical services etc. Even though Wealth is essentially evil, it's far too important to be left in Greedy, private hands. The Government must nationalize all money and pass it out according to the immutable laws of Liberalism.
OK -- yo have summarized the Democrats stance on civil rights from the early 1800s to around 1965. Bit this is 2011 and today -- the Republicans are the racist party.
So 160 + years of champing individual freedoms, small government and self reliance is not good enough for you?
The democrats KEEP people in POVERTY because they need to stay in POWER! I can't explain it any easier Charlie. If you don't see that your on the wrong side of history and Humanity then all I can do offer you a flight to North Korea, China, Cuba or Venezuela.... Sorry Charlie..... LOL
Is not a "dissertation". It is a steaming pile of horse$hit deposited by a racist (and sexist) who thinks that he can deflect the fact that he is a racist by insinuating that progressives racists. If it weren't so transparent and pathetic it might actually be funny.
Wow, flash. Not being snarky, but where did you cut and paste that from? Did you actually sit there and write all of that? If so, I'm impressed! I don't totally agree, but am nonetheless impressed.
You know full-well that Joe 'the plumber' Wurz.... will fit in very nicely with both Sarah 'the gov' Palin and Michelle 'the nut' Bachmann. In fact some would say this adds sexual balance to the GOP Party. It takes time but these mental giants will morph into the three D.C. Musketeers. This dynamic trio brings a combined Intelligent Quotient of 92.63 to the public they will serve. Joe is well versed in, and know how to deal with any SH1T which could possibly develop in our Capital of Washington D.C. Of course this type of dealing will probably never be necessary in D.C.!
Cut it out you guys. The Capitol building is getting pretty old...the plumbing must need some work. Especially with the amount of BS that place is expected to handle.
Good he can take half the votes away from a more promising rep candidates and the Democrat will run a sheep hearder and win. That is the qualification for congress now-a-daze, isn't it?
God help us!
OK folks, get ready.....coming at you right on this thread, ugly vitriol from the left.....guaranteed!
Eh. Why not?
Look out, Joe "Dead Beat Dad" Walsh, your role as clown prince of the GOP may be in jeopardy.
You libs sure know how to be nasty. This poor guy was just your average Joe (no pun intended) when Obama came to HIS neighborhood, and he asked the president a question. He could be your neighbor, brother, friend. Not a professional politician, community organizer, or anything. Just an average guy. The liberal media, and you bloggers just blasted him. So much for the kind, compassionate left.
And the nasty talk continues. You guys are a sad example of a typical liberal.
Classic example of wearing out your welcome. Ain't gonna happen Joe, don't quit your day job... Oh wait you're unemployed...?
I think someone told him that Congress was liked a blocked-up sewer, so he thought he was more than qualified. I can just hear the onslaught of roto-rooter jokes coming already.
Stopthespending, repeat after me:
"Republicans approached Wurzelbacher hoping to capitalize on his fundraising capabilities".
Not because Joe the pseudo-plumber has valuable experience, knowledge, or ideas; because the GOP is so desperate they can only hope to stay afloat by chasing after the dollars of the Obama haters. Hardly a strong campaign platform.
He was already lying back then about himself. I guess that gives him some credentials for being elected to congress, especially as a republican.
Just so I'm clear...Joe (who's real name is Samuel) the Plumber (who doesn't have a plumbing license) was courted, and is is being supported by Republicans who think he can raise lots of money for them. Apparently "Joe" still hasn't figured out when he's being used as a pawn.
joe the turd chaser, figures!!
Just what we need to lower the aggregate IQ of Congress. Another knuckle dragging teabagger.
And the dumbing down of rightwing politics continues...
No Sarah??? No problem...give 'em Joe the Plumber.
Say it ain't so, Joe!
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So we're your "typical liberals"? It wasn't his initial comments you dweeb. It was the 50 other following comments full of pure bullsh!t... playing the media for all they were worth and all for show with no truth behind him. It was vitriol played by the GOP on "poor Joe, the plumber" who just couldn't start his own business because of all of Obama's non-existent taxes and regulations.
Guess that make you a typical Republican... forgetting facts again.
Is the GOP Getting desperate???
Yes, the GOP is getting desperate.
Best laugh I've had all day....I hope Palin doesn't decide to join him and run in Alaska.
Next up for the GOP "Bob the Builder." LOL
I know that Congress already has a low approval rating, is this a reason to start a circus.
He was going to buy the company with what? a Company that had almost 13 times in sales as his income. 510K company with40K in income. Not even a licensed plumber. Just a plumbers helper. Behind on his taxes. Just a GOP Shill
I think it's great. If a pizza man can run why can't a plumber?
stopthespending-2291099
You libs sure know how to be nasty. This poor guy was just your average Joe (no pun intended) when Obama came to HIS neighborhood, and he asked the president a question. He could be your neighbor, brother, friend."
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......How quickly we forget what really happened. Joe didn't ask a simple question, he said he was interested in buying his boss's plumbing business, but was worried what Obama's proposed tax increase on high income earners would do to him. Well, Joe never was in negotiations to buy the business, turns out his boss asked him if he would be interested in taking it over when his boss retired, and Joe said he might be. However, I find that hard to believe, for Joe couldn't even pay his back taxes (he had a lien against him by the state of Ohio), let alone buy a going business. NO, Joe could not be my neighbor (I'd move), or my brother (I's disown him), or my friend (I only like honest people). No, Joe was just an outright shill of the GOP to promote yet another false story (I'm sure Beck and Limbaugh were proud of him).
marlen101917
I think it's great. If a pizza man can run why can't a plumber?
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.........Maybe because the pizza man made himself into a successful millionaire and the plumber couldn't (or wouldn't) even pay his back taxes to the state of Ohio.
Heck yeah!!! The only difference between this bozo and Paul Ryan is that one was born with a silver spoon and the other with a plastic one.
Anybody can run for Congress.By the looks of it, the more ignorant and stupid, the more Republican.....
You Go Joe the Plumber....Pretty soon you will hanging out with Perry or with Baunchman...You folks have a lot in common....enough said
Hey Joe, good luck in your run for congress, you're gonna need it. If you get in, you might wanna plug all of those leaks, down in Washington D.C. I know there's gotta be a lot of them.
When you thought the Republicans couldn't SINK much lower ... here comes Joe!
Joe represent the true American, a hard working class that know how to create Jobs, beleive in small government and individual responsibility. He has more experience has a leader in his own business that Obama when he was a community organizer. We need people like him to bring the voice of the people to Congress , not those corrupts professional politicians that spend more time going to fund raising for their next election, putting aside their obligation for which they have been elected.
If he was a Democrat who didn't pay taxes he would already have a home with the Obama Administration. Just like Tim Geithner. It seems like Tom Daschle had some trouble with his memory also,forgetting to pay taxes and all.
I love all the hate and vitriol coming from the left about this. You know..,the left...those same morons that think that idiot Al Franken's a great senator. Of course, maybe he is the best Minnesota can come up with. The gene pool is a little shallow up there. ROTFLMAO!!!!!
"the left...those same morons that think that idiot Al Franken's a great senator."
Yes....The same people that think Obama is the best president , in the history of US.
I know this was mentioned in an earlier post but remember the hidious crime this man committed to earn the hatred of the left? He asked the president a question that that fool Obama didn't have a good answer for on his tele prompter. Remember how within a day or two the whole left leaning"press" was digging for any kind of dirt they could find or make up about him. If the press spent one tenth of the time being honest journalists Obama wouldn't have stood a chance in hell at being elected.
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Joe represent the true American, a hard working class that know how to create Jobs, beleive in small government and individual responsibility. He has more experience has a leader in his own business that Obama when he was a community organizer. We need people like him to bring the voice of the people to Congress , not those corrupts professional politicians that spend more time going to fund raising for their next election, putting aside their obligation for which they have been elected.
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........Oskar, are you still living in that garbage can? Seen the Cookie Monster lately? What I just posted made as much sense as what you did above.
The Republicans rely on the rich and Corporations to pay them and then poor people like Joe to believe their BS to vote for them. Not all Republicans are bad either but it is getting harder everyday to find a good one.
Most of the responders proved my point...your nasty acidic comments about a normal guy are just reprehensible. You are right, he didn't have his plumbing license. He was an APPRENTICE, which is required before you can be a plummer in Ohio. He had dreams of owning his own business,which was a possibilty with his current employer. Yet you all crucify the guy because he asked a tough question of your dearly beloved Obama.
He was about as average a Joe as anyone, and you slaughtered him in the media and blogs. Of course you don't see it. You only had eyes for Obama....and look where that got you....in this mess we are in with our country.
Lmarc: It wasn't his initial comments you dweeb.
Mature response. Is it possible to respond in an adult way without the school yard name calling? Are you in grade school or what?
Why not, Congress is already a three ring circus, I think they need more clowns on the RIGHT ..... LOL LOL LOL
Joe THE LIAR! The main credential needed to run as a Republican!
Laughing my f#%king ass off at anyone who defends this guy...you actually make the brain dead look smart!
Oh, by the way...you far right guys...did you notice? There's a black guy in the oval office!!! And he's not there serving food!!! Oh my god, we have to destroy the country if necessary to get him out of there! Who let him in there anyway? Quick, assemble the stupidest people we know to fix this mess!
LOL!!! GOP/TP = A joke that started out funny, then turned sad, then became dangerous and then became IRRELEVANT...
OWS is only the beginning...
Maybe he can unclog the s.it hole in Congress.
I find the comments on here surprising. It's no wonder politics are so messed up, all you people want in office are nice rich career politicians.
Seems to me the elected officals that have no idea what the average citizen needs are the ones that have never had to actually do any work as an average citizen.
Colorado...so your solution is: Congress sucks so let's elect even stupider people?
Great plan you've got there! Really...top notch...really well thought out! Keep up the good work!
Is this a late April Fools Day joke?
Now when America has seen enough of the TeaBaggers and is counting the minutes until they are dumped into the garbage heap in the history books, this joker wants to run for congress.
What a dolt, would somebody tell him their time and his, has passed. It's OVER.
Actually with the current crop of fools running for president, maybe they could get him to run for that office. He would fit perfectly in with them, maybe even winning their nomination.
I can see it now,
JOE / PALIN
JOE / BACHMANN
JOE / ANN COULTER
JOE / PERRY ( no, not that Joe Perry )
or how about JOE & JEB BUSH.
Geez, the possibilities are endless when you scrap the sewers.
As long as he vows that he is not a warlock, he'll be OK.
Sane...that is tooooooo funny....
Just an observation...but...it is again so, so obvious on this vine as well as on many, many others: "The right" has NO SENSE OF HUMOR! Zero! None! Zilch!
Republicans think that "irony" is something that you do to your laundry!
Oh no his real name isn't Joe and he owed back taxes. Lets round up a lynch mob and get him.
stopthespending-2291099 if you think Joe is a normal guy .... I would really like to see (threw your eyes) what a low life would look like ... WOW ... scary!!!!
Joe125....
Now what was I just saying about irony and humor? Please, try to keep up...unless you're have some shirts to finish...
Oh, how I crack myself up sometimes!
Stop throwing people's eyeballs. That is disgusting.
Yeah it is ironic that you missed my sarcasm. You must have thought I was serious. Here's a hint: I was making fun of you guys. Not my fault you can't take a joke.
Oh, I'm terribly sorry Joe125...I missed your "joke". "Sarcasm", is that what that was? You were making fun of the the people making fun of Joe? Oh, that's good, really good...I see...yep...don't know how I missed that one...oh, that sure is funny...can't wait to tell that one tomorrow! A real knee-slapper you got there!
Yep, he already has the qualifications to be a congressman. Went right up to a presidential candidate and lied about his name, income, and his job. That's what we need more of in congress. Liars.
Sorry that I can't live up to your great "ironing shirts" joke. Sarcasm, by the way, is synonymous with irony.
Feel free to display of this incredible sense of humor of yours any time now.
tired of pirates -
"He asked the president a question that that fool Obama didn't have a good answer for on his tele prompter."
Did you watch the video of the exchange? Then Senator Obama spent well over five mins answering his question. He was clear in what his plans were in terms of tax policy. (Also, you need to keep in mind that it's the responsibility of Congress to pass the legislation.)
"Remember how within a day or two the whole left leaning"press" was digging for any kind of dirt they could find or make up about him. If the press spent one tenth of the time being honest journalists Obama wouldn't have stood a chance in hell at being elected"
I believe it was John McCain who gave Joe the Plumber a greater spotlight by using him during the debate. That lead to the increased media speculation of "Joe the Plumber."
All of this nonsense about how the right is the worst ever, and the left is the worst ever, is pathetic. Each one of you individuals squabbling for a way to base your opinions and expectations of a candidate. How about remaining on topic and discussing what he actually has to OFFER as opposed to what's so negative about him for a change? Or is that just too damned hard for you simple-minded, ignorant fools?
The way I see it, it's about time someone stepped up from an "average" standpoint and attempted to make a run into politics. About the only downfall I see, is that the rest of the trash we have in Congress (reps and dems alike), are going to ruin this guy's ability to be "average". Perhaps more "common people" will start attempting to fit in those doors and weed out the rich, up-tight, garbage that's in there now. After all, there are far more "common people" than there are stuck-up bigots in the USA. And if anyone needs to be speaking their mind right now, it should be the majority, not the minority.
Why of course this guy would run for Congress! The national field of Presidential candidates is filled with Morons, so, why not one more to run for Congress....Moron.
I have a perfect place for "Joe the Plumber" to carry his toilet plunger.........
Go ahead "Joe," if you don't make a perfect ass of yourself the press easily will!
Joe125
Oh no his real name isn't Joe and he owed back taxes. Lets round up a lynch mob and get him.
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.....You've missed the essence of the criticism against him. Yes, points about his real name (Sam) and his tax problems were brought up, but only to show that this guy is not what he presented himself to be, he had no serious intention of buying his boss's business, he couldn't possibly afford it. He blatantly misrepresented the situation to give fodder to McCain and Palin in their campaign. Joe is nothing more than a phony, fraud, and liar, and THAT is why people are slamming him.
His name isn't Joe and he's not a plumber.
This is just one more welfare scam for old Sam Wurzelbacher. He'll collect campaign contributions from fools around the country and try to pocket the change. Just watch.
YES! The GODS have spoken!!!! LMFAO!!
Is it me, or are GOP nominees more and more becoming like that machine on the DeLorean in Back to the Future II that turned trash into fuel?
"Ok, what do we got!"
"Uhhh, we got another Hollywood actor....a wrestler, a weather girl turned one term Governor.....uh, a plumber..."
"A plumber? Fantastic!"
D.Man 1.59
That's HALF TERM governor. Keep the facts straight.
There are two glaring points in this story:
1) "Republicans approached Wurzelbacher hoping to capitalize on his fundraising capabilities."
2) " The filing means a campaign committee can raise and spend funds on Wurzelbacher's behalf."
Notwithstanding the fact that Mr. Wurzelbacher has the political acumen of a bucket of clams, when you couple these points to the obvious attempts by the current Republican state legislature in this state to gerrymander the redrawing of electoral districts, you see yet another blatant example of Republican politicking in the Lee Atwater mode; dirty tricks at their best.
Hey, Joe125...did you think I was being sarcastic? I'm confused! I betcha you are too! Ha, ha, ha...
Maybe the republicans should try to run Liquid Plumber. Nope, that will never work because Liquid Plumber, unlike unemployed Joe, works.
As if his connection to McCain/Palin wasn't enough to disqualify him, he's wearing an Ohio State Sweatshirt, too!!! That alone would be enough to not elect him. Go Michigan!!! Maize & Blue!!!
This should be amusing... He was a joke then, and will be the butt of many more. A vote for him will be a wasted one.
I am wondering why it would be a wasted vote?
Because you think hes a joke? Because he is a Republican? Because he is not an established guy running?
Yes. All of the above.
Just the fact that his names not "Joe" is enough to make him questionable, much less his stances on issues.
So if I said that a vote for Obama was a wasted vote because, I think he is a joke, he is a Democrat and he is an established name. ( lifer in politics )
You would call me every name in the political handbook. Because you disagree with the guy ( aka a different party ) doesnt mean it is a wasted vote. If you are going to slam the guy, slam him for not being experienced enough. ( Much like President Obama )
@Jeremy-960164: He's a joke because he allowed himself to be used by McCain/Palin. Whether he's Republican, Democrat or other party is not the issue. He's seen what Palin has done for her checking account and wants in. If he was a serious candidate, he would have been involved in local office/politics before pursuing federal level. He's neither trained nor educated in the running of goverment enough to be of any help to his state. He's looking for another 15 minutes of fame, and like the last time, he'll be shorted that time allotment.
And President Obama had state experience before pursuing federal level. And really, are you going compare the President with Joe the Plumber?
One Toledo Blade article stated, "Mr. Wurzelbacher said he works under Al Newell’s license, but according to Ohio building regulations, he must maintain his own license to do plumbing work. He is also not registered to operate as a plumber in Ohio, which means he’s not a plumber." That would make him a "plumbers helper"
ABC News reported on October 16, 2008, that there was a judgment lien against Wurzelbacher for non-payment of $1,182 in owed Ohio state income taxes dating to January 2007
From his own book "Wurzelbacher criticizes John McCain and states that he did not want him as the Republican presidential nominee"
To Jeremy-
President Obama went to the best legal college in the world, and was made editor of the Law Review. He is a constutional scholar and probably knows more about the constitution than most Presidents who have served in the last century.
Joe the Plumber is a guy who lied and claimed to be a plumber, yet who never actually passed the Plumbing review, or obtained a legal license to work as a plumber offically. He also seems to be a bit of a tax cheat. Would you let such a guy run your sewer line? I doubt it.
So you think that the guy who we know lied and couldn't pass the Plumber's exam might be more trustworthy than someone who excelled at the best college in America?
No wonder your party keeps electing imbeciles who can only oppose progress. Voters like you are what is causing America's economic woes.
Want to make America a better place? Quit electing bozos and liars!
hes a joke because he pretended to be a man with a small business .. when he was asked about his business he lied about haveing one .. then he said he would have one but he doesnt have all his certifications ..then it was found out he was a tax cheat .. joe the joke is a typical tea bagger all talk no facts ... if a lier and a cheat is all the repubs can come up with ..we are all in trouble
If you remeber, Joe the plumber, who really wasn't, also owed back income taxes, He has figured out the best way to make big money is to try to get into the boy's club in DC. This will be fun, another Christine O'Donnell.
A joke? how about Al Fraken? Anyone notice how he has been told to sit down and shut up by the Democrat party?
I can see the ballot now:
Joe the Plumber
Very few peopole know his real name, and best he keep it that way. After all, he is not even qualified to unstop a toilet-- unless it is his own, and I don't think one-holers need to be unstopped.
No, not at all. I think you are either dreaming or lying.
Sources? Didn't think so.
While I'm destroying the country, I can fix your pipes......give me a break!
You've got to be kidding me?
He's a proven liar, no job and not much sense. Additionally an Ohioan, and republican. Tea party dream candidate.
He drew cheers at a Tea Party rally last year in Cincinnati when he told the crowd not to let "a bunch of liberal pansies" take away their rights.
Instead, he said, be a bunch of ignorant, dumb and arrogant people that can't even spell my name correctly.
This moron is playing the wolf in a sheep's clothing for the right conservatives, pretending to be just a poor, regular fellow. what a puppet! Ignorant yahoo, being paid for the Republicans to be a another white trash flapping his gums against the President....
When you thought the Republicans couldn't SINK much lower ... here comes Joe!
Unfortunately this is Ohio and there are a lot of brain dead and corn feed GOP....
Too Funny, I feel your pain, I'm from Wisconsin. Announced on the Ed Show tonight, the recall of slimey Gov. Walker, begins Nov. 15Th. On, Wisconsin, and Ohio, good luck on your referendum. The people are waking up.
Cathy in Vegas
He was attacked by people just like you for asking a question!
They looked into his private life, dragged out "friends" from grade school for god sake!
They looked into his bank records, his exes, his children, his job,
Lets look into your life Cathy,
Lets follow around your kids,
Ask questions around your job about you.
Look up that girls gone wild video you did on spring break
Question your eldest daughters boyfriend about what she is like in the sack!
Tell your youngest son that his Mom is a whore!
Tell you you should come to new york and get raped by some big black brothers!
All these things and more were said by Obama supporters during the election about the Republicans!
If anyone is a joke it is you and your ilk that believe in Obama and his promise of change when all we actually got was a retread of the clinton years without the oral sex!
The VERY BEST to Wisconsin on 15 Nov. Hope you can kick Walker to the curb, throw him under the bus and watch him join the unemployment line.
mark::: The same can be said about you except for the change in the reference to sex. That is the NASTIEST thing that anyone could think up-- of course, you are a republithug. You don't have anything that could be classified as a brain-- so that makes you a doll, which is an empty-headed plaything.
Now go play with your whores, which is your mental capacity.
Mark,
If Cathy in Vegas was running for office I'm sure the fine folks on the far right of the far right would ask those questions and make those statements and a good chance they would get worse as she is both female and intelligent.
However, I am yet to see her declare her run for office.
Suzie and Terry
Those things WERE said by Democrats during the election!
If anyone is FOUL it is the both of you that comment before reading!
Wait a minute you voted with no brains so why am I suprised!
And actually Suzie
You want all the rights of a man
If you said that to my face I would punch your lights out like any other MAN!
That has to be it! It's time to start testing the corn! What else could turn a whole segment of the country into drooling Gomer Pyles!
Now we know what type of a creep the above character named mark is. He insults women-- and delights in it. He is crude, insolent, obnoxious, and threatens to punch a little old lady in white tennis shoes.
Yes, but in this case, the joke is on America, so it's not really funny.
And for lying about his name. And his occupation. And for not paying taxes. And for welfare fraud. And for ignorance in general.
Actually, the question had nothing to do with it.
mark,
I'd ask for any verification that those things were said by anyone but I'm sure you have none. That said, I repeat, Susie is not running for public office.
What you say regarding what was said and by whom is relevant only to someone running for public office. To subject a private person to the measures you list is stalking. Rather creepy.
People who put themselves in the spotlight will always have flaws exposed. It's part of the process. Some people, on both sides, say some unfortunate things but in the long run even how one responds to those unfortunate things show the character of the person being asked.
I spent a great deal of time comparing the candidates in the election of 2008 and voted for the one I thought was best. You have assumed who I voted for, so deep down inside you feel the same way, you just won't admit it.
vwterry & Susie -- Thank you for your support from Mark and his less than mature comments. It's quite sad that he feels the need to lash out and put down anyone who does not think like him. Whatever his troubles are, one has to pity him for having such a negative view of everyone who is not far right.
Anyone running for public office -- local or national -- must be aware they are subject to intense review of their life, and can be become the subject of rants against them by the opposite party. If you don't have a thick skin, or don't want to subject your family to microscopic review, then don't run for office.
Oh -- and I'm not running for office.
The venom from the left will be priceless !
The stupidity from the right is pricey!
What do you mean by that?
No, I think Joe is a perfect representative of what the Republicans think is quality congressional material. I don't see anyone having an issue with him as a republican candidate.
You won't need any from the left -- moderate GOP will find a more suitable candidate than this buffoon. But, since it's a heavily democratic area, the current congresswoman will be a sure bet -- and the better choice. Joe the Plumber needs to go back to his original trade. He'll never get rich like Palin did (and thank heavens her 15 minutes are almost up), and that's the only reason he's really running.
Just another connie gink! I doubt that this puss ever served in military. And if perchance he did, he most likely never made it beyond E-3
The suppoort from the right is freightening. They will praise any clown who pops their head out of the sand.
"Republicans approached Wurzelbacher hoping to capitalize on his fundraising capabilities".
Nothing smells like desperation, or the GOP.
And still the Teapublicans have nothing to offer and still afraid to make any progress because they are afraid to make Obama look good.
I miss the rational minded Republicans. This new and improved model is wacked.
The venom from the left will be priceless !
Gee -- is the left comparing him to Hitler? Are they calling him names like socialist or communist? Are they saying he' s a Muslim? Are they saying he's hates American or "he's not one of us'??? Are they questioning where he was born??
The venom from the left will be priceless !
Don't expect anything else for this ignorant, illiterate moron that will just bring the same old BS to congress...How can a moron like this be any different? What kind of education this a** has?
Pick Carrot Head, at least he has a sense of humor...You Republicans go to the EXTREME to pick ignorant, stupid and DUMB people to serve this country...
ARGHHHHH!!!!!
As an American I get embarrassed when morons like this think they have the brains to run for public office, just because he said something to a presidential candidate...
But then the riligious right dumb@ss don't think for themselves...
He should have filled for a job at Home Depot.
He did, he was rejected.
He failed the drug test.
He does not have any experience as a plumber either...However, if elected, he will get plenty from the cesspool of Republicans in there!!!!
regardless of party affiliation, he's probably a better bet than a lot of these "career politicians"...
I am getting quite fed up with the career politicians. I do not believe that is how our founders wanted our political system being ran.
Fact is he will not win the nomination. He will not win because he is just like most of this country, and everyday Joe. It is kind of funny though. that the people who say they are " for the average person " on these blogs, aka the dems, are the 1st to throw out the vile name calling.
From one person calling him a wasted vote ( here is a note, There is no such thing as a wasted vote ) to TorpedoYou who hopefully gets the ban stick for CoC violations.
Of course, it's the Dems fault, how typical!
This guy lied all the way to his fifteen minutes of fame, he is not a plumber nor is he suitable material to represent anybody, not because he is a common man, but because he is an intellectual vacuum.
Rasputin
Hasn't someone poisoned you yet?
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh mmyyyyyyyyyy Goooooooddddd!!!
He coudn't get a job anywhere else so he is running for office. The Repugnicans don't cease to amaze the country in their desperate efforts to find somebody who can have one inch of intellectual skill above Sarah Palin.
In this case, they have failed miserably, Sarah and Joe belong in the same room. The rest room.
No worse than Obama.
At least 'Joe" has actually held a real job.
One that he wasn't even certified to do Tammy. He isn't qualified to run for federal office no matter how you spin it. But go ahead GOP add him to your ballot and see what happens. Democrats and independents are laughing more and more at you buffons every day.
Kevin
Who are you to judge?
Do you know anything about this man that hasn't been handed to you by the media?
NO
Do you know him?
NO
Have you met him?
NO
The only people that are laughing are people like me at people like you that elected a guy from an OBAMAmercial!
You probably think Extends really works too!
Now, Get out your shamwow and wipe down your solarflex!
mark::: Who are YOU to judge? Who made you god? Get down of your high-horse and try to become human.
SHUT UP SUZIE
I wasn't talking to you!
SMACK!
Mark, and Tammy, It's folks like you that really disturb me, because of being so gullible, and apparently easily influenced. You've made it obvious that you're both clueless from the uneducated remarks. Anyone who believes that old Joe is an intellectual, or an honest human being has a screw loose. Sorry, but you both need to re-examine your thought processes, because it's apparent you, like Joe are very ignorant, and that's just sad.
mark::: You said you weren't talking to me? Things you post in here are not private-- NOT like the insolent message that you had delivered to me. What's the matter-- you don't want people to know what kind of a creep you are?
And the women in my family wouldn't even bother with the likes of you-- insolent, obnoxious freak of a sub-human.
Uh oh, Susie...it appears you have made it mad. Don't worry...they are pretty strict at the asylum, so Mark won't be able to get out and ACTUALLY hit you, as he would like to...he'll just have to continue to do it virtually.
Oh man.... I shudder to think of it.... But come to think of it, he is about like most of those already in Congress
If the "crown Jewel" of jackasses (Michelle Bachmann) could be voted into congress then I suppose this schmoe could get in too. Let's just hope the people in Ohio aren't as stupid as the ones in Minnesota.
Well some dumba$$ put that Post Turtle obama up there. Lets not forget the loony toon Alan Grayson. Then there is sexual identity challenged Debra Wasserman-Schultz.
And then again she is not intellectually challenged, like you.
"Not intellectually challenged..." ???
You do realize that she did not know what Paul Revere's ride was about?
She is also the ignoramus who did not know that the "Shot heard 'round the world" was fired in Boston, at the Boston Massacre.
She also identified Iowa as the brithplace of John Wayne, when she actually must have meant John Wayne Gacy -- not the same guy at all!
If she were a teacher I would boycott her school and never let her teach my children.
So why does she get elected? because the TPers are not any smarter than her.
That shot was in fact been fired in Lexington , not Boston , at the battles of Lexington and Concord not at the battle of Bunker Hill (which was not even at Bunker Hill either but that is another story) . I would not call you an ignoramus for not having known that but , it is not like you would need to open a book to find that out (although it may not hurt):
But it would not have hurt to have at the very least have googled it before you called her an ignoramus, although I have always preferred books.
Mr. Welfare a/k/a Joe the Dumber is actually going to try to get a job? Of course, it's a taxpayer-funded one.. No surprise there.
"Of course, it's a taxpayer-funded one.. No surprise there."
Reminds me of Bachmann -- the one who hates government but has never had a job in her adult life that wasn't paid for by the taxpayers.
Same with Rick Perry.
It doesnt sound like YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK,this guy is a clown! plain and simple,but please by all means give him your votes so the democrat has a landslide victory.This guy never had a plumbers license,brains and best of all no chance of getting in the house!
One more clown for Congress.
I found the whole "Joe the Plumber" saga interesting.
First off, his status was raised by John McCain during a Presidential debate. They I saw these commercials attacking then Senator Obama for not listening to, and blowing off said "Joe the Plumber". I just re-watched the video. He spent over 5 mins explaining his tax plan to "Joe the Plumber." I don't call that ignoring someone.
Also, if you are making $250,000 net profit in a plumbing business, you are doing pretty well. You have to keep in mind that all business expenses are deducted from the gross income, in order to reach the amount subject to tax. It was unclear if "Joe the Plumber" was talking about total sales, or profit. If he was talking about $250,000 in sales, his net income would be well below that due to all his expenses.
Joe was talking total BS as his pending sale of said plumbing business was written on a bar room napkin.
MadTown::: He didn't have a plumber's license, he did not have a business, he lied about the money-- an amount he dreamed he had made-- and on top of that he was a tax cheat. Fine person to run as a republithug.
I wonder what else he lied about. Has anyone checked his birth certificate? His grade school grades? His high school grades?
I evaluated what he said to then Senator Obama. I try my best to argue without using anything that can be interpreted as a "personal attack." That way, those who disagree with me cannot say I'm using personal attacks.
Suzie
The same could be said about you.
Stripping without a license!
ICK!
You need a licence to be a stripper?
MadTown::: Mark sounds like the type of person who needs a license to act decent and they have denied it.
he can run he is legally able to run. The man was a failure as a plumber, not a very good author, and a total loser as a journalist, so why the hell not. He fits in very nicely with all the other oddballs on that side of the aisle
On either side...
Wanna-be named Joe, wanna-be plumber, wanna-be plumbing business owner, wanna-be author, and now wanna-be congressman. Failed at the first four. Joe the Plumber = Epic Fail
Sounds like the GOP is really hurting. We have Bachman, Gingrich, Perry, and we had McCain and Palin. Geez, from where do they dig these people up?
The Ohio Republicans have gerrymandered two sitting Democrats into the same Congressional District so it is yet to be determined who will face the "plumber".
Still upset the population of Ohio is moving south where the jobs are?
So now instead of just merely voting against his self interests he can vote against everyones!
The best comment on Newsvine in years!
Thanks.
wow the name calling is so adult
it might be better if the people elected are novices
No. We should elect "smart" people. They might be able to make America great again.
Its rubes and boobs getting elected that lowers the collective mentality of Congress, and that's why we are suffering.
There usd to be actual smart people among the Republicans, but the TPers voted most of them out.
Oh Chicago Observer?
You mean like Al Franken, Jesse Ventura, Harry Reid, OBAMA, The Wicked Witch of the Left - Nancy Pelosi, Your Science Expert Big AL + many, many more....
We're still laughing and you just keep feeding the joke makers with your "Leaders" LOL!!!
Flash: You might want to check your records again. Jesse Ventura was not a democrat, he ran and won on the Reform Party.
verno...didn't you know? Facts are irreverent to these people...
I meant irrelevant...
damn spell-checking buggy-ass crap...
Jesse was a Liberal in a "Reformist" clothing... You know like a RINO?
Can you people see anthing except "Labels"... I know it's hard to think on you own as liberals but at least can you try to think outside of the box for once?
The bar to entry to congress has never been lower than during the last ten years. It would seem now that it has finally sunk to ground level.
Hmm... how bout the basement "garage level"? LOL.
Goes to show that any airhead that gets 15 minutes of fame, automatically "thinks" they have the brains to run for office. And any airhead like Sarah Palin, that "was" in office, gets to be famous for being an airhead. Don't you love it America?
A better example of an 'airhead' would be Obama - and a narcissistic one to boot. He can't even speak in public without his teleprompter!
Tammy at least his cranium is filled with much much much more than yours! It must be difficult in life if all that's in yours are two neurons connected by a spirochete!
And you, Tammy, can't even have an independent thought.
I never understood the backlash on the President for using a teleprompter. EVERY politician uses a teleprompter!! (except Palin. She just writes things on her hand)
He was proven to be a liar within days of his comments to Obama in 2008.
Does he expect voters to not remember he lied about everything from his name (its' NOT Joe), to his occupation (He was not a plumber), to his tax bracket (He never earned a hundred thou or more a year)?
I can not believe that Ohio voters are so gullible!
Then I'm surprised he's not running as a democrat.
Obama, Reid, and Pelosi have been caught in so many lies that you know that whenever they open their mouth another lie is going to pop out.
Tammy........ Give us an example, and while you're at it name one good thing the repubs have done for poor people or one example of creating a job for somebody.
OK Ed This is easy but I only have a few seconds:
End to SLAVERY - Democrats were against it
Robert Byrd - KKK Member (Democrat)
$40,000,000,000,000 Since 1964
Self reliance
Board of Education vs. Brown
Don't Assume the World OWES me anything
And so on and so on and so on and so on.
How the Democrats (Liberals) See The World:
(____)-Americans = Hyphenated Americans are those people who want to be American citizens while still displaying utter contempt for both the country itself and the wholesome, traditional Americans who now comprise the evil white Oppressor class. This dual-status allows the self-defined Victim groups to actually be Americans while simultaneously avoiding the endless abuse reserved for the Unhyphenated Americans who they're free to hate (because of the Hyphen).
Affirmative Action = The assignment of labor in accordance with color and gender quotas. A remedy for the historical discriminatory practices of the illegitimate white patriarchal majority. A true economic expression of white cultural guilt.
Capitalism = Pure Evil. The most loathsome sociopolitical monetary philosophy in all human history.
Christians = Ultra Evil. The Liberals' greatest competition for the heart and soul of the World.
Community = That tightly-knit amalgamation of one or many gay, black, feminist, Hispanic, Asian, native American, and other victimological groups who hate their position in the economic structure of the United States and intend to shame their oppressors at the top into giving them, free of charge, the kind of lives for which others have had to labor for decades to achieve.
Compassion = Redistribution of Wealth. The single most efficient weapon in the Leftists' arsenal. Armed with Compassion, the Liberals have rescued four generations of black Americans from the unfair demands of employment and marriage.
Conservatives = A loony fringe group that makes up 65% of the population. The meanest, most evil, ignorant, arrogant, selfish, vicious, spiteful, hypocritical, greedy, brutal, immoral, mean spirited, negative bastards ever to walk the Earth.
Corporate America = The Great Satan. The true enemy of The People, Corporate America is a tiny but powerful monolithic Special Interest group comprised of the most evil creatures ever to live: the Fat Cats.
Corporate Welfare = Immoral tax breaks and cushy sweetheart Government contracts for the most vile element of our society: Capitalist Corporations.
Corruption = Sometime only committed by White business owners and politicians
Crime = Wrong doing in the eyes of liberals by corporate America
Diversity = Affirmative Action. The essential "biology and behavior as culture" reasoning which serves as the foundation for the political theory known as "Inclusion." Because gender, skin color, sexual preferences, social behavior, and political needs are immutable, genetically determined traits, many kinds of specific behaviors (like homosexual pedophilia and abortion) are thought to be the "culture" of their practitioners.
Equal Access to Opportunity = jobs, housing, seats on Corporate Boards, placement in Colleges and Graduate Schools, memberships in country clubs, etc., be disbursed as evenly to victim groups.
Date Rape = A self-delusionary excuse for abortion (created by the Institutional Feminists) which allows girls to go out on the town with the boys of their choice, have a fun (and often drunken) evening, have sex with that very boy, come up pregnant, then get an abortion based on a claim of rape that does not have to be reported to the authorities or proven in a criminal court.
Drugs = The plague of the poor and the joy of the wealthy Democrats. While ghetto dwellers kill each other over drugs and drug money, Hollywood elites and everyday Democrats consume drugs by the ton.
Equality = Equal number of all races regardless of demographic population. Sameness. Sameness of income regardless of position in a company; Sameness of neighborhoods, each with the right proportional balance of race, gender and sexual preference groups; Sameness of value, each person no better or worse than any other, each equally precious; Sameness of wealth, everyone well off but no one richer than anyone else; Sameness of politics, everyone a Politically Corrected Third Way Multi-Plural Sociologist Liberal, every other point of view a crime. Sameness as defined by the Left is the model for a perfect Global Liberal Utopian Citizen, proud of the fact that he's no better than anyone else.
Extremists = Conservatives that believe in the Constitution. Anyone who disagrees with the Democrats in any way. The Democratic cause (International Parliamentary Sociologist Redistributionism) is such a perfect, noble, almost holy goal that anyone who opposes it in any way is certainly a monster. These monsters include: Gun owners and gun advocates; Fat Cat rich people; International Businessfolk; the Military; White Protestant Christians; Anti-Abortionists; Heterosexual Activists; the Boy Scouts; International Corporations; Republicans and Conservatives; the Business Community; Morality-based ethics; Achievement-based Elitism; Selfishness, Greed, and a whole host of erroneous notions based on the success of the individual instead of the success of the Sociologist Government. Those who oppose Liberalism are evil, they must be destroyed.
Fairness = The underlying goal of Activist Government. The deliberate pursuit of Government defined, Government mandated, and Government enforced Sameness (Equality). Because the Constitution insists that people are created equal, it becomes the duty of the Sociologist Activist Government to make certain that their lives are equal, that they achieve equally.
Fat Cats = That small five percent of evil White Men who own everything and keep everyone else poor.
Fetus = Baby you intend to kill
Free Speech = Anything spoken by liberals only. The Constitutionally guaranteed shield from behind which Liberals may strike out with the swords of misinformation, lies, and hate.
Government Funds = Monies that magically appear out of nowhere
Greed = The drive of business people that work hard and get ahead in life
Guns = The most Politically Incorrect devices in the whole world. They have a mind and an evil spirit of their own. Guns kill people, all by themselves. People, unless they're white men (who are born killers), are seduced by the deadly siren song of guns, lulled into murder by an insidious power greater than their own. The presence of a handgun in any situation actually causes someone to commit a crime (or a fatal accident).
Hate = The single core psychological element present in the heart of every single person who is not a Liberal. Anyone who disagrees with the International Fascist Feminist Liberal Parliamentary model of Global Geopolitics is a hate monger. Racism, Sexism, Conservatism, White Supremism, Homophobia, 2nd Amendment support, Capitalism, the Stock Market, Banking, Fat Cats, Corporate Pinheads, Bigotry, Republicans, Heterosexuality, Christianity, White Privilege, Rednecks, Euro-centrism, Racial and Domestic Slavery, Wage Inequity, Exploitation of the Poor, the War on Drugs, English-Only initiatives, Multi-National Businesses, Starvation and Poverty and Debt etc., they're all branches of the same singular tree called Hate.
Hate Speech = Anything negative said to or about a liberal
Heart = An organ only possessed by Liberals. That single element of love held in common by each and every human being (except Conservatives, Republicans, and Capitalists) from which flows sympathy, empathy, care and concern for the Poor, the downtrodden, the children, indigenous peoples, animals, the Earth itself.
Homophobia = Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to convince the American Public that homosexuality is really cool.
Homosexuals = Those eerie, mysterious, yet blessed souls among us who were born with the wonderful urge to have sex with people of their own gender. Consecrated by Nature, these sweet hearted mutations show us the way to a true open minded tolerance for those who are "different" (yet not really different at all).
Inclusion = The manner in which the support and loyalty of minority Identity Groups is guaranteed
Injustice = Any person that has less than another, or when one person has more than another, Injustice prevails. i.e. Share the Wealth
Intellectual Diversity = This is a word used by liberals but no such concept anywhere in the Liberal Lexicon
Karl Marx = The father of the Struggle. Marx is the hero of Democrats everywhere. He showed us the evils of Wealth and Profit. His hatred of the business community is the model for all the hate that's accrued in the Liberal heart down through the decades. Once Liberals discovered that Socialist Hate would be tolerated (even encouraged) by college teachers, the Washington Post, Boston Globe, Los Angeles Times, CNN, MSNBC in fact almost the entire spectrum of TV's news and political departments, Hollywood stars, and millions of envious, victimized Leftists on the street, the malignant contempt inherent in Marxism rose like a mist into the American Democratic soul where it festered into the omni-directional fire hose of rage against anyone and anything normal and wholesome that we see today.
Looking like America = Cosmetic Diversity. The essential Liberal assertion that your political power and interests reside in the color of your skin and the configuration of your genitals. By this formula, the Democrats need only surround themselves with Women and Minorities to claim that Liberalism "Includes" all their different, diverse voices and needs. In this way, the Democrats "Look Like America" in stark contrast to the Evil Right Wingers who look like rich old white Fat Cats.
Mean-Spiritedness = Anyone who says anything negative about the goals of Liberalism is mean-spirited.
Mentor = A seasoned, benign socialist who is willing to help a young, underprivileged victim of Capitalism learn the ropes and tricks involved with getting his own slice of someone else's hard-earned pie.
Moral Relativism = Situational Ethics. The essential equity between opposing moral and legal paradigms. Ethics are just an opinion, no one person can tell any other what's right or wrong. Any sense of propriety and honor can be politically adjusted to fit handily into any current circumstance. If a Republican president lies to the nation, he's a disgrace. When a Democratic president does the same thing, he's defending the Constitution. If a Conservative cheats on his taxes, he's a social criminal because his victims need that money and he won't give it to them. When a Democrat cheats on his taxes, it's because he's been systematically denied any other opportunities to make more money (besides, millionaires cheat like crazy, so why not go bust them instead?
Minority = Anyone not White
MultiCulturalism = The single greatest political idea in all human history.
MultiCulturalism is the remarkable combination of Marxist Socialism, American Leftist World-Saving Activism, 1960′s Hippy Libertinism, the envious Victimology of Women-and-Minorities, the Redistributionist demands of the Poor, the Biology as Destiny argument of the blacks and homosexuals, all linked by the "Government as Social Engineer and Parent" vision of the Liberal Sociologists; It's Fascism, Orwellian history revision, Managed Capitalism, and the Good Hate of the Blame-America-First Progressives all rolled into one magnificent cause: A Worldwide Libertine Redistributive Parliament governed by an Enlightened, Proportionally Appointed body which referees the petitions of each special political interest group according to the immutable laws of Social Justice, dispensing Politically Correct funds and creating an ever-better world in the process.
Nazis = Conservatives. Republicans. Tea Partiers. Anyone who is not a Progressive Liberal.
New Democrat = The physical and semantic veneer applied to an old-time sociologist Liberal attitude which sufficiently disguises traditional Leftist Redistributionism as a market-friendly, Third Way moderate social philosophy which wants to use the means of successful Capitalism to accomplish the ends of Benign Utopian Socialism. A New Democrat encourages Market success so it might be regulated into traditional redistributionist social programs to help the very victims that the old-fashioned Democrats created. A New Democrat is an old Socialist with a new look and the same old goals: Che Guevara with a shave and a credit card, Jane Fonda waving an American flag, Karl Marx with a stock portfolio.
Oppressors = White men. Rich white men, poor white men. Educated white men, ignorant white men. White men with guns. Christian white men, conservative white men, white men with short hair. Straight white men with jobs and families. All white men, past present and future. Every white man is a racist, sexist, homo-hating, arrogant white patriarchal supremacist who has raped every woman, enslaved and then lynched every black man, killed every Indian, and humiliated every homosexual all down through history, from ancient Europe until now in America. White men are guilty of every crime ever committed, if not directly, then by causing their victims to commit them in frustration. No white man has ever done anything good, and never will. He bears the guilt of his heritage. If not for white men, war itself would not exist. The world would be a global commune of universal equality. Food would grow freely everywhere, it would be summer everywhere, and everyone would be healthy and happy, tan and rich, though money would be gone. White men keep Utopia from happening. The only white men of any dubious value are Liberal white men who are graduates of the Hillary Bobbit Academy of Liberal Masculine Dignity, wherein guilty white men emasculate themselves on behalf of their countless victim-groups whose special interests the Liberal Activist government should place over their own.
Poverty = Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently redistribute the Wealth
Power = Like air, and Wealth, Political Power is a natural resource that springs from Nature itself. Power is a birthright, and everyone is entitled to the same amount, no more. It can only be accumulated by depriving other people of their fair share. (If Whitey has too much, it's because Blacks have too little, etc.) Lack of Power causes all the problems that plague the People. For the International Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopia to flourish, Power must be redistributed from the Oppressors to the People. When the Victims are empowered, Injustice will finally be conquered. It's incumbent upon the Politically Correct Liberal Government to disenfranchise the Fat Cats on behalf of the People.
Profits = One of the most vile concepts ever invented by Man, Profits are no more than immoral booty, stolen from the workers by the Corporate Pirates
Racism = Republican-engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently socialize the American economy
Redistribution = The transfer of funds from the wealthy achiever-class to their poor victim-class.
Redistribution of Wealth = Marxism/Socialism
Reparations = That sum of money "legally" due to today's blacks for the crimes committed upon their ancestors all down through history.
Reproductive Rights = Abortion
Revenues in the Tax Code = Raise Taxes
Rights = Powers, Privileges, Freedoms and handouts that issue forth from the Government and flow down to the People. Despite the Constitutional claim that rights come from God and are merely guaranteed by the Government, Liberals view the Government as the eternal wellspring of every type and sort of new right that they can imagine. These new, fictitious rights include: Free decent housing; free food, clothing, education; free health services, good paying employment, economic security, and a classless society wherein all traditional oppressors are gone and their traditional victims are elevated to the noble status they've been denied all along. Federalizing the assets of the Fat Cats is the only way to accomplish these wonderful goals.
Saving in the Tax Code = Raise taxes
Separation of Church and State = The anecdotal principle that religious ideals must not be legislated into public policy.
Sexism = The Republican engineered failure of Liberalism to sufficiently Feminize American society to the point where Women run the country by sheer dint of their statistical numerical majority.
Shame = Guilt.
Shared Sacrifice = Tax the rich.* (Rich = anyone with a job.)
Simple Majority = Reconciliation, a sneaky trick to circumvent the rules of the Senate
Social Engineering = The finest pursuit of Government, the creation of society. People, left to their own devices, make wrong choices and inevitably become evil.
Social Justice = That wonderful principle which defines society as a paint-by-the-numbers pastiche of equally entitled victim-groups who should be deliberately included in the outer, larger society according to their guilt-driven social demographic percentages, not by personal achievement.
Special Interests = The evil Big Money concerns that fund the Conservative and Republican hate-agenda. Oil, Guns, Alcohol, Tobacco, Wall Street, the Pharmaceutical Companies, etc.
Tea Baggers = Average Americans made up of taxpayers comprised mostly of parents, the elderly, retired, and prior military.
The Legacy of Slavery = The constantly hostile social (and economic) environment in which black folks have found themselves ever since Slavery was dissolved. This evil, white racist social infrastructure is the sole explanation for "Black Failure in America."
The Poor = Those noble, hard-working people all over the world who live in destitute circumstances because the greedy Wall Street Fat Cats have too much money and just won't give it to those who need it more than they do. Burdened by unfair demands on their meager resources, the Poor can't get out of the trap laid for them by the evil Corporate Capitalists. While the Fat Cats eat thousand dollar dinners, the children of the poor die of starvation. While the children of Wealth summer in the Caribbean, the elderly parents of the poor die of unattended diseases. Even though Housing, Food, Clothing, Education, Employment and Economic Success should be Constitutionally guaranteed rights, the Poor are still forced to pay for these things. That's why they can't get ahead in life, they don't get enough free stuff. When Liberals rule the world, the Poor will live like kings on the resources of their exploiters.
The Rich = That greedy minority of Capitalist Americans who have risen to the top of the economic pyramid by forcing the noble majority into endless poverty and victimization. The Rich are mean spirited, evil enemies of the Third Way Shared-Resources ethic, stingily hoarding The Wealth so desperately necessary to the well-being of The People. The Rich take food from the mouths of poor children and force the elderly to live like animals. How dare they accumulate money while The People starve? How dare they bequeath their ill-gotten booty to their decadent, undeserving offspring while the sons and daughters of their victims die in service to the immoral system that abuses them? The Rich are a curse on an otherwise Utopian planet. One day, The People will rise up and destroy them all.
The Struggle = That eternal Liberal effort to overthrow the corrupt traditional American culture on behalf of all the wonderful (yet sadly wretched) constituents of the Left. The endless battle between the noble forces of Universal Political Correctness and normal evil American society. Anarchy versus Law. Good Hate versus Bad Hate. Up with the poor, down with the Rich; up with Homosexuals and down with heterosexuals; up with Women and Minorities, down with White Men. Up with Redistribution, down with Free Enterprise. The People, United, will never be defeated.
The Wealth = Cultural Profit. That enormous body of money, generated by all human activity, to which the People (and not the Fat Cats) have an essential claim. However, this body of wealth has been hijacked by rich people; and so it becomes a basic function of the Third Way Liberal Sociologist Government to confiscate the Wealth from the Fat Cats and give it to the People who actually worked for it. Wealth is not private property, earned by individuals. It's public property, to be distributed evenly according to the rules of Victimology.
The World = The sum total of all the People on Planet Earth, in whose name and on whose behalf the Liberal Activists pursue the destruction of Capitalism. Phrases like "Every other civilized country in The World provides ….." and "The Poor People of The World are sick and tired of …." and "Every humane country in The World supports …." and "The World needs more ….," are injected into every discussion designed to show just how evil and insensitive America truly is. Our horrible nation is surrounded by a "World" that knows better than we do about absolutely everything held dear in the Liberal Heart. America is always wrong, The World is always right.
Truth = Those obvious, self-evident principles known to all Liberals which form the basis of their political views. Above debate, these truths serve as an ever present body of dogma for the secular political religion which is Third Way Sociologist Parliamentary Utopianism.
Tyranny = That imaginary power of the majority to coerce the noble minorities into UniCultural submission to Conservative Nazi-ism. In the mind of a Liberal, "The Tyranny of the Majority" is the very thing that the Constitution was created to prevent. As long as the majority is comprised of White Oppressors, then the majority is tyrannical. An enlightened Liberal majority cannot be a tyranny because the Liberal majority is made up of minorities. The Minorities are wise and good, the White Male Supremacists are evil, so the Tyranny of the Majority refers exclusively to the rule of the white supremacist patriarchic cultural paradigm over the noble Sociological Union of its Victims. Majority Rule = Bad. Minority Rule = Good.
Understanding = Sympathy and empathy directed toward those of us who simply can't be what the evil White Overlord society demands that we be. Criminals like drug user-dealers, thieves, husband-killers, female statutory rapists, gay pedophiles and other serial offenders must be viewed as victims of oppressive forces beyond their control. People can be driven mad by restrictive social expectations, committing crimes out of sheer agitated frustration. The poor man is driven to steal bread, the ghetto teen is forced to sell drugs to make the money he needs for snazzy tennis shoes, the gay pedophiles are driven to travel the world in search of sexually compliant child prostitutes because our rape laws are insensitive to their exotic needs. People commit crimes because our laws do not honor who they are and society does not share its wealth with people it does not honor. Crime is their only recourse, and is therefore no crime at all. The true crime is the legal code of an oppressive Heterosexual White Christian Supremacist culture which criminalizes anything it doesn't understand. Free Mumia!!
Utopia = That wonderful vision of the future world where everyone has a perfectly wonderful life; where everyone has a global entitlement/right to free food, housing, clothing, education, employment; a right to freedom from fear, economic inequality, and from domination by Capitalist Fat Cats. Free everything: Free medical care, free love and sex of every sort, free money. The weather will be wonderful everywhere. Everyone will live the same government-designed, government-guaranteed, government-fulfilled dream: Third Way International Politically Corrected Sociologist Parliamentary Redistributionist Libertine Utopianism.
The primary obstacles to this finest of all human dreams are: Republicans, Conservatives, Christians, Capitalists, and Caucasians.
Values = Liberal Sociologist goals and concerns. Redistributing more money to the Poor; Demanding that Women and Minorities be given high-powered corporate jobs because of the color of their skin and the configuration of their genitals; Making sure that everyone welcomes openly predatory Homosexuality into public life; Providing more contraceptive Abortions to protect the health and convenience of unwed mothers; Spending more on Gun Control and public school dispensed condoms; Praising and empowering single parent and gay households; Pursuing more hate-crime (thought-crime) legislation. These are true values.
Conservative values, like two-parent heterosexual families, monogamy, faith based ethics, personal responsibility, moral consistency, humility and self-control, drive and self-reliance, aren't really Values at all. They're Bigotry, exclusion, Racism and Sexism, Homophobia, White Supremacist propaganda, Eurocentric arrogance; Basically they're just plain Evil. They're the code of the Oppressors, profoundly insulting to the majority of people.
Victim = Any poor female or non-white soul who would have a wonderful and fulfilling life if not for the evil machinations of the Right Wingers.
Victimology = The Left's Zero-Sum accusation-game which accounts for the failures of the noble lower class by blaming the success of the criminal upper class. For centuries, The Rich have been accumulating their wealth by actively depriving the poor of the opportunities so necessary for economic achievements of their own. Since one cannot achieve wealth except through the poverty of someone else, those wealthy among us are the true cultural criminals. The lower classes may commit Crimes, but it's only due to the madness which comes from the constant poverty, humiliation, and deprivation to which they have been subjected for thousands of years. From tooth decay and obesity to getting stuck in the snow, there is no misfortune in the life of a Liberal that can't be blamed on The Rich, or the Republicans (who are the pawns of The Rich). From petty theft to rape, armed robbery, drug addiction and murder, the Liberal constituent is never to blame. It's always America's fault, because America (through its hell spawn Capitalism) is evil at its core. It's America that's guilty. When the Democrats finally destroy America and Free Enterprise, all today's victims will be made completely whole by International Third Way Redistributive Utopianism.
Welfare = The finest and most successful constituent-breeding social program of all time. The number of poor people stuck at the bottom of society's ladder has more than doubled in a mere forty years, and they all vote Democratic to keep the cash rolling in. Under the rubric of Compassion, the Democrats give them just enough money and services to keep them dependent on the program but not enough to get out of its comfortable clutches.
White Men = Devils in human guise.
White Supremacy = America's singular underlying Injustice. White European Men have dominated North American culture far too long. They have only their own best interests at heart: they suppress, dominate, lynch, molest, kill and enslave everyone in their sight, and it's time they were stopped.
Women-and-Minorities = A composite word designed to describe the Siamese Twins of the Left. Eternally joined at the hip, the pathetic travails of both Women and Minorities comprise the essential core legendry of Victimology. For all of human history, Women and Minorities have been treated unfairly, abused by the powerful cultural overlords who exploit and limit them with real and domestic slavery. Women and Minorities are the oppressed majority, dominated by the brutal white male minority who have literally owned them for millions of years. Whippings, foot-binding, lynching, clitorectomy, chains, veils, church bombings, harems, the buying and selling of husbands and wives, brothers and sisters, is the never-ending litany of cruelties heaped on (who else?…) Women and Minorities. This is the stuff of joy for the Victimological Sociologists on the Left who want to disenfranchise the evil Corporate Fat Cats who still own everybody and everything. Inextricably linked, the political strands of Women and Minorities and Democrats are braided into a single strong cord that stretches into the dim mists of the future, where Women and Minorities rule the world.
Zero Sum Game =The remarkable idea that people can steal Wealth from each other just by succeeding at life. Since Wealth belongs to everyone equally, no one can accumulate more than his fair share without depriving someone else of their own portion. The hollow-eyed poor are dying in the streets because the Fat Cats have billions of dollars that should be given back to the Victims of the legalized thievery known as Capitalism. People should not be allowed to have more money than their neighbors until the whole World has enough free food, free shelter, free medical services etc. Even though Wealth is essentially evil, it's far too important to be left in Greedy, private hands. The Government must nationalize all money and pass it out according to the immutable laws of Liberalism.
OK -- yo have summarized the Democrats stance on civil rights from the early 1800s to around 1965. Bit this is 2011 and today -- the Republicans are the racist party.
So 160 + years of champing individual freedoms, small government and self reliance is not good enough for you?
The democrats KEEP people in POVERTY because they need to stay in POWER! I can't explain it any easier Charlie. If you don't see that your on the wrong side of history and Humanity then all I can do offer you a flight to North Korea, China, Cuba or Venezuela.... Sorry Charlie..... LOL
Flash
I have to agree with everything you said.
I am probabally the first Gay Republican you have ever met.
I have lost many of my friends because their attitude is "If you are not with us you are against us"
So much for the party of inclusion!
Flash...so many word terds...they overflowed my toilet!
Oh and flash...you are a sexist racist POS in case you didn't already know...
Are you a professor? What's with the dissertation???
Is not a "dissertation". It is a steaming pile of horse$hit deposited by a racist (and sexist) who thinks that he can deflect the fact that he is a racist by insinuating that progressives racists. If it weren't so transparent and pathetic it might actually be funny.
Wow, flash. Not being snarky, but where did you cut and paste that from? Did you actually sit there and write all of that? If so, I'm impressed! I don't totally agree, but am nonetheless impressed.
Wow Cappy, impressed by horse$hit...that's a new one! You impress real easy...
My tongue was firmly in my cheek. Sarcasm doesn't transmit well online.
If he will only choose Bachmann or Palin for his VP.
Larry,
You know full-well that Joe 'the plumber' Wurz.... will fit in very nicely with both Sarah 'the gov' Palin and Michelle 'the nut' Bachmann. In fact some would say this adds sexual balance to the GOP Party. It takes time but these mental giants will morph into the three D.C. Musketeers. This dynamic trio brings a combined Intelligent Quotient of 92.63 to the public they will serve. Joe is well versed in, and know how to deal with any SH1T which could possibly develop in our Capital of Washington D.C. Of course this type of dealing will probably never be necessary in D.C.!
Jeezus...the Teapublicans really will let ANYONE run on their ticket.
Cut it out you guys. The Capitol building is getting pretty old...the plumbing must need some work. Especially with the amount of BS that place is expected to handle.
But he's not a real plumber...
And his name isn't Joe.
I guess the next thing you'll tell me 'The' isn't his middle name.
Did Joe ever get his plumbing license?? Funny -- he was worried about step # 246 in his business plan but hadn't even finished step # 1.
My guess is his run for congress will be just about as successful as his book tour or his plumbing business.
Good he can take half the votes away from a more promising rep candidates and the Democrat will run a sheep hearder and win. That is the qualification for congress now-a-daze, isn't it?
He took a hint from Sarah Palin... Why work for a living, when being a celebrity is so much easier? Can't wait to see him on DWTS.
Another Republican TP Shill cashing in.
Love that Joe, he knows just how to push the buttons of the socialist left and make their heads expode.
Just his announcement was enough to scare the wits (whatever's left if there was any at all) out the hee hawing Donkeys.
But wait, there's more like him to come. Ha,ha, ha.